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im on a classics run i think. im soooo excited for this book omg

The gloomy light, the silence and awful poetry of night had no doubt combined with the fearful poetry of her conscience: the poisoner was afraid to see her work.

AT THE SIGNING

‘Monte Cristo put a hand to his forehead. What was going on inside that head, so heavy with its terrible secrets? What were the angel of light and the angel of darkness saying to that mind, at once implacable and humane? Only God knew.’

no.... no.... no.... please not valentine please

‘The lion was tamed, the avenging angel overcome.’

‘It's such wonderful music, William Tell!’

what is damiano's problem 💀

WAM BAM BOOM IN YOUR FACE FERNAND

“Monsieur Danglars recalls seeing him.” what a blow.

yeah course it was lord wilmore

NO NO NO IT WASNT VALENTINE IT COULDN'T BE VALENTINE IT CANT BE ITS NOT HER SPARE HEERRRR

‘Oh, yes, very witty! Young Mister Sarcasm!’

Morrel spoke perfectly calmly. Valentine looked at him for a moment with her large questioning eyes, trying not to let those of Morrel look at the storm already raging at the bottom of her heart.

WAIT ABBE BUSONI IS THE COUNT???? ABBE BUSONI IS EDMOND DANTES????? THIS WHOLE TIME I THOUGHT HE WAS A LITERAL ABBE MOTHERFUCKER WAS PLAYING IN MY FUCKING FACE THIS WHOLE CUNTING TIME OH MY GOD IM SO MAD ITS ANOTHER ALTER EGO JESUS MARY AND JOSEPH

CADEROUSSE!????

the plot is thicker than tar oh my god

monte cristo moving like that boss baby meme. he'll be there alright.

he'll kiss you all the way into being a monster

how the fuck is rachel going to wrap this up in two chapters holy fuck im floored.

im clinging desperately to the hope that benji will come around but the more i read the more like a diluted version of joffrey baratheon he feels and i need that to stop immediately

GLURP ON THAT MOTHERFUCKER