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I’m halfway through in less than a day - I think that speaks for itself really

I had to pick this up because the UCMH books were getting way too difficult to keep going with for now

This is a way easier to read and more enjoyable

Fuck this is gonna be sad as hell isn’t it?

“Hot like a lovechild of Aragorn and Gerald of Rivia”
Yeah I could get on board with that 😂

Okay slow burn, but I’m actually really liking this and now I reckon I’m going to have to read all the books in this and the adjacent series 😭

Only 5 chapters in and I’m already enjoying some of the quotes

“This story is for those of us with an emotional-support pile of half-finished craft projects” I feel personally seen
“Hot sulky Aragorn” sign me up!
“A schlong that has to be checked as oversized baggage on aeroplanes, I’m in” JESUS
“A junk store had a drunken hate fuck with a Jackson Pollock painting” 😂😂😂