Only 5 chapters in and I’m already enjoying some of the quotes
“This story is for those of us with an emotional-support pile of half-finished craft projects” I feel personally seen
“Hot sulky Aragorn” sign me up!
“A schlong that has to be checked as oversized baggage on aeroplanes, I’m in” JESUS
“A junk store had a drunken hate fuck with a Jackson Pollock painting” 😂😂😂
— Feb 23, 2026 03:51AM
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