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LAST DAY OF SKLLLLL

OMFG I SAW THIS RLLY CUTE GUY TDY THAT I PROBS WILL NEVER SEE AGAIN BUT EEEEEK

a good guy is an average women.. let that sink in

the guy that book girlies want:
sweet
tough
feminist who likes to pay for stuff
gets along with ur friends without being attracted to them
a good boy
a bad boy
a good bad boy
a half good, half bad, half boy
loves ur siblings
sensitive but not weak
great lover
calls ur mother on the weekends

but here is the thing. the only place they exist is in ur mind

PART 2 OF BORN TO BE

born to be part of the FBI at 17 ( the naturals )
born to go to tommen college ( boys of TOMMEN )
born to inherit $46.2 billion ( the inheritance games )
born to fall in love with the guy that fights with u for a parking lot ( bttm )
born to be suspects with 3 others for murder of a classmate during detention ( oouil )

forced to read about it

PART 1 OF BORN TO BE

born to be electrocuted and wield lighting ( red queen )
born to get a ticket to caraval with your sister ( caraval)
born to be locked up in an asylum for 264 days because you have lethal touch ( shatter me)
born to be kidnapped into the fae world ( the folk of the air )
born to solve a case with the murderers brother (agggtm)
born to make a deal with a fate (OUBAH)
forced to read about it

68 watching 67 and 69 getting famous 👀

no matter HOW many times I've read this series, I will NEVER be ready for r10 cause it was never supposed to be team Lizzie and team Gibsie, it was supposed to be team Lizzie and Gibsie and team vs team m@rk.....I not ready....

And here's the part
Where the girl gets pissed
And the girl is me
Did you get that hint?

OMFG YSPSFAGSIL IS SOOOO GOOD LIKE WAT I LOVE LOVE LOVE STUPID SONG

so like I had to return this book so I'll come back to read it later Xx

clock it so far

Dear Libby and Lyra,
I would write a longer letter back, but I know it takes a long time for your old eyes to read big paragraphs. It must be hard being so ancient. Make sure you grab your reading glasses next time so you can spell correctly. Maybe your old hands were shaking. Also, Cassie the Hobbit is a masterpiece. Yall mad because she has better adventures than you two do in the retirement home.
-Love Jana

HOLY. HELL.. AOIFE OMG. JOEY AHHH I CANT THINK STRAIGHT. WHY WOULD U CHECK DURING WORK THO??? IM PHYSICALLY NOT CAPABLE OF DOING ANYTHING RN

HELP I DONT THINK IM READY FOR THIS

guys I lwky kinda quit on my other book BUT I started a new one and it's wayyy better. Heres the link:
https://editor.reedsy.com/s/q5L8DLV/r...

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Sweat pours from my skin, and sitting still is the hardest thing I’ve
ever done. Sitting still and being quiet, when there’s so much inside I want to
say.

HELP I SCARED FOR THIS BOOK

youtube.com/shorts/1Nr3_mf4Ec8?si=OSk...

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/8N91Sd...

*SPOILERS FOR KEEPING 13 (BOYS OF TOMMEN #2)*
Marie Lynch took off her ring before she died....she died as Marie Murphy

Bella Wilkinson???? Paul oh Paul....

I wanna ride a dolphin

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/90axa8...

BRO OMD I RED DEFY ME B4 RESTORE ME AND I GOT MAJORRRR SPOILERS

your son ejaculated on me is crazyyyy

when they think I don't take my online friends seriously but this is me every day:file:///home/chronos/u-281c657afb8e1b...

Just a playdate....

"I was telling Nick here that I think he’s attractive and I was hoping he’d maybe want to hang out since I’m single now.”
Bong stuttered, “This is neither the time nor—nor—”
“Absolutely I would,” Nick said.
I heard a couple of laughs behind us as Nick gave me the smirk that had
become very familiar to me.
“Mr. Star—”
“Do you maybe just want to go now?”
“That’s enough.”
“Let’s go,” Nick said

me, my guitar, flute, piano and clarinet against the world