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Ashlyn is 2% done with The Love Hypothesis

the fmc introducing herself as "olive, like the tree" 😒

three pages of banter and internal monologuing about the oh-so-scandalous act of wearing out of date contacts 😒

I haven't even made it past the prologue and I'm already side eyeing the stiff banter, forced humor, and trivial details begging me to believe the fmc is quirky and charming...

but let me not jump to hasty conclusions

— 11 hours, 16 min ago Add a comment

Ashlyn is starting The Love Hypothesis

I think we can all agree I've developed an insatiable obsession with sassy scholarly banter and women in stem

— Jul 29, 2026 02:18PM 2 comments

Ashlyn is 67% done with The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

my lungs have officially halted all operations...THE OPERA SCENE?!

every time I conclude it's impossible for me to love osric anymore than I already do, he makes a liar out of me 🙂‍↕️❤️‍🔥

— Jul 28, 2026 06:08PM 2 comments

Ashlyn is 52% done with The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

when you suspect your man is whisking you away for a surprise date 💅💐😌

but he actually takes you to an insane asylum full of dying children ☠️😭⚰️

— Jul 28, 2026 06:57AM 7 comments

Ashlyn is 35% done with The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

call me billy blanks the way I've been kicking my feet for the last 30 minutes, swooning over these two lovebirds within an inch of my life

— Jul 25, 2026 08:07PM 2 comments

Ashlyn is 27% done with The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

aurienne!!! the queen that you are 👑 I love it when men underestimate a baddie and pay the ultimate price 😈

— Jul 25, 2026 05:43PM 1 comment

Ashlyn is 4% done with The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

me to my credit card statement: "It’s hard to shop moderately, everything suits me.” 👀😅

osric is such a mood ❤️‍🔥

— Jul 23, 2026 05:32PM 2 comments

Ashlyn is starting The Exquisite Torment of Loving Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #2)

the delectable despair of awaiting my libby loan is officially OVER 🥳💜

let the swooning commence!

— Jul 22, 2026 04:33PM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 95% done with The Antiquarian's Object of Desire (Love's Academic, #3)

MY HEART MAY COMBUST ❤️‍🔥 this ending is even more perfect and precious than I could have anticipated 😭 I fear any further elements of merriment or fulfillment may send me over the edge of sanity 🙈

...AND the gang is all here 🥹

— Jul 22, 2026 02:30PM 2 comments

Ashlyn is 52% done with The Antiquarian's Object of Desire (Love's Academic, #3)

I knew it was only a matter of time before these two would have me sobbing 🥹😭

— Jul 21, 2026 06:20PM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 39% done with The Antiquarian's Object of Desire (Love's Academic, #3)

"He’d loved Amelia Victoria Tarrant from the very first moment he made her smile through her tears, all the way back behind the dormitory when they were little. An innocent love, a friendship, a worshipping, a complete consummation of his soul. She was his light, his life, his grave." 🥹

— Jul 21, 2026 03:15PM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 38% done with The Antiquarian's Object of Desire (Love's Academic, #3)

my kindle is about to run out of e-ink with the way I'm highlighting every. single. sentence...

the longing and quiet affection between amelia and caleb is melting meeeee 🥵

— Jul 21, 2026 02:49PM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 19% done with The Antiquarian's Object of Desire (Love's Academic, #3)

are butterflies contagious? because my stomach stays flipping like a krabby patty every time these two so much as look at each other ❤️‍🔥

— Jul 21, 2026 08:29AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 11% done with The Antiquarian's Object of Desire (Love's Academic, #3)

there's nothing like a man who tucks rogue strands of hair behind your ear when you get frazzled 🫦

— Jul 20, 2026 03:33PM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 7% done with The Antiquarian's Object of Desire (Love's Academic, #3)

hold the phone...am I detecting an essence of wendell bambleby in caleb?!?? my heart just skipped a beat ❤️‍🔥 let me keep reading and investigate further bc we may in fact have a gem on our hands

— Jul 20, 2026 10:25AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 5% done with The Antiquarian's Object of Desire (Love's Academic, #3)

"all of a sudden amelia’s interior twinkled, as if her cells had turned to stars"✨ it's lines like this that make me want to take a bite out of my kindle bc they're so delicious to me

— Jul 20, 2026 09:45AM Add a comment

Ashlyn added a status update

been feeling like a slumposaurus rex the past few days 🦖

here's to hoping today marks the start of my comeback 🤞🏼

— Jul 16, 2026 06:11AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 70% done with Great Leads: The Six Easiest Ways To Start Any Sales Message

— Jul 15, 2026 05:13AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 38% done with The Geographer's Map to Romance (Love's Academic, #2)

elodie is pure whimsy and deserves every bit of wonder and splendor the world has to offer

— Jul 12, 2026 11:23AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 32% done with The Geographer's Map to Romance (Love's Academic, #2)

I hope we're doing Christmas in July this year bc it's gonna take a Christmas miracle for me to root for Gabriel..

— Jul 11, 2026 07:30AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 85% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

when am i ever not weeping into my kindle atp? these two are so wholesome together 🥹 my heart is a veritable puddle

— Jul 09, 2026 01:36PM 2 comments

Ashlyn is 65% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

if jamie's wedding fell on september 13th, at which point phoebe's birthday was 19 days away...🧠⚙️🧐

why of course phoebe is a fellow libra, it all makes so much sense

— Jul 09, 2026 11:07AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 43% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

oh he made you a special playlist for your plane ride? phoebe girl, you're definitely gonna lose it 🍒🩷

— Jul 09, 2026 07:41AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 4% done with Phoebe Berman's Gonna Lose It

what if we all just introduced ourselves with our single most mortifying high school horror story instead of vapid icebreakers like "share a fun fact about yourself" or "what's your dream superpower?"

trauma bonding for the win 🥇😄

— Jul 08, 2026 12:29PM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 20% done with The Geographer's Map to Romance (Love's Academic, #2)

so is scowling gabriel's entire personality? apparently he's just a frown masquerading as a man

— Jul 07, 2026 05:56PM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 4% done with The Geographer's Map to Romance (Love's Academic, #2)

'why would a man be there' hits different when the man in question is your estranged husband...🚫🙅‍♀️

— Jul 06, 2026 08:43AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 52% done with Great Leads: The Six Easiest Ways To Start Any Sales Message

— Jul 06, 2026 06:07AM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 50% done with The Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #1)

can you really call it murder if he only kills them 'a little bit'? also, love me a man who doesn't play when it comes to my cuppa 😌🫖

"But we really must punish them for that tea,” said Mordaunt. “I’ll just kill them a little.”

— Jun 30, 2026 12:31PM Add a comment

Ashlyn is 29% done with The Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #1)

"Why’s he so slouchy? Posture like a damp croissant.”

the quips in this book are marvelous ❤️‍🔥 I have half a mind to make flashcards of them all 😂

— Jun 29, 2026 07:17PM 2 comments

Ashlyn is 23% done with The Irresistible Urge to Fall For Your Enemy (Dearly Beloathed, #1)

"Hiya, how can we inseminate you today?” as a casual greeting to patrons is sending meee 😭

— Jun 29, 2026 05:10PM 2 comments

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