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I may start charging danielle jensen rent considering the way her books have monopolized my kindle these past few months 👀 but at long last, we've made it to ahnna's story and I couldn't be more excited!

“enjoy your perfectly balanced holiday of bullshit" this will be the greeting inside all my christmas cards this year, courtesy of our ever brutish bae, cassian 😭

bless the cauldron, our prayers have been answered at last 🙂‍↕️ it's game time besties 💖🔥

keris, have you been eating your vegetables since we last spoke in book three or something?? because why are you having this effect on me all of a sudden 😮‍💨 a grown man fr

watching keris be a doting, devoted, and oh so protective big brother to little sara makes my heart melt more than the romance ever has 🥹😂

finding my way back by jaheim on repeat as I set sail into what better be kerris' redemption arc 👀 I hope he's taking notes because, in the wise words of cassie, you got a long way 2 go babe 😭

"when life gives you 💩, turn it into fertilizer"
oh how I adore this magical, macabre story 😭

🤯 I feel like I've lived 214 lives over the course of 672 pages...rtc when I have two viable brain cells to rub together

officially entering my dystopian-chic grunge girl goddess era ⛓️🦂🖤 DLJ please drop the link for this diva's dress

would anyone fancy some filet-o-mmc? should be ready in 5 👹

play with penny's heart and I'll fillet you like a fish monty 👹🔪

nothing happened (yet)..just making sure he knows what's at stake 👀

"There’s nothing quite as intimate as insight into what Penny Darling reads; it feels more personal than knowing the color of her panties, more telling than the words she gives me. Knowing what books she escapes into is like being given a portal into her mind—one that will show me what makes her tick, or gets her off." I feel exposed on her behalf 😅

GAHHH!! monty has me blushing and squirming and cheesing and feeling all types of shy with his flirty teasing in public 🙈

his impossibly precious meddling gran has already reduced me to tears 3 times in the span of 42 pages 😅 she's fiery, radiates oodles of warmth and joy, showers everyone with love in the form of michelin star-worthy meals, sweet treats, and cozy cups of tea 🥹 she reminds me so much of my memom and it's making my whole heart ache 😭🤧❤️‍🩹

she owns a bookstore, her sister owns a bakery, and their bestie owns a brewery ❤️‍🔥 girls save me a spot on the block, I'm flying out to hope harbor rn to open a cutie flower shop and completely reinvent my life 😭

making myself a s'mores tea and cuddling up at the bonfire & bliss bookstore 🔥🪵 life is good 🙂‍↕️

let me go ahead and order a new kindle while I'm ahead because if I have to endure one more immature & melodramatic outburst from atta, I'm taking a hammer to this book 😭

"atta felt foolish flipping through the pages of fairy tales and religious nonsense"....but you majored in folklore and religious studies in undergrad?! 😭 make it make sense. put some respect on your degrees babes.

is it even a professor x student romance without the obligatory campus cafe scene where the mmc buys the fmc a $2 coffee with all the pride and satisfaction of a man who's just paid off her mortgage in full

this fmc is 28 going on 87 😭 she keeps painting herself as a fossil compared to the 23-year-old 'whippersnappers' around her on campus...don't pmo

I have a hankering for ghoulish spirits so exorcizing faeries will be my cardio for the week 📖🕯️🥀

and since irish brogue is my love language, an immersive read was always going to be the only option for me

don't turn soft on me now lydia 😭 we're not even a quarter of the way through and she's already starting to feel guilty about her schemes and backpedal

she's rage baiting this man to the brink of psychosis in front of the ton while he fights for his life to keep his composure 😇 oh it's gonna be DELICIOUS when he finally snaps

on a mission to infuse more mischief into my life, and scheming my way out of an unwanted marriage to an entitled lord sounds like the perfect inspiration 😈

I need the contact details for keris' perfumer so I can get my mitts on this irresistible spicy scent zarrah constantly speaks of

when a fire breaks out and his first concern is his library 🙂‍↕️
(after everyone's been evacuated ofc)

okay keris, you're kinda slick with it 😌

starting this with the energy of a child choking down their veggies at dinner so they can have dessert later 😭

the prospect of rehashing a plot I've already read about from a different pov doesn't exactly thrill me, but I'm determined to make it to book 5 for ahnna's story

keeping hope alive that this pleasantly surprises me nonetheless 🤞🧡

he sent her horse a bouquet of flowers, grains, and carrots to feast on, with a little love note addressed to the horse as a token of affection...
oh my heart 😭😭😭

what is it about a dancing scene that instantly sends my stomach into a fit of flutters? the intimacy and vulnerability and slight awkwardness of it all 😮‍💨 if you see something strange overhead it's just my entire gastrointestinal tract taking flight.