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Ashlyn
Ashlyn is 43% done
is it even a professor x student romance without the obligatory campus cafe scene where the mmc buys the fmc a $2 coffee with all the pride and satisfaction of a man who's just paid off her mortgage in full
Sep 15, 2026 08:11PM
The Exorcism of Faeries (Morbid Realities, #1)

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Ashlyn
Ashlyn is 71% done
let me go ahead and order a new kindle while I'm ahead because if I have to endure one more immature & melodramatic outburst from atta, I'm taking a hammer to this book 😭
4 hours, 4 min ago
The Exorcism of Faeries (Morbid Realities, #1)


Ashlyn
Ashlyn is 55% done
"atta felt foolish flipping through the pages of fairy tales and religious nonsense"....but you majored in folklore and religious studies in undergrad?! 😭 make it make sense. put some respect on your degrees babes.
21 hours, 24 min ago
The Exorcism of Faeries (Morbid Realities, #1)


Ashlyn
Ashlyn is 19% done
this fmc is 28 going on 87 😭 she keeps painting herself as a fossil compared to the 23-year-old 'whippersnappers' around her on campus...don't pmo
Sep 15, 2026 09:50AM
The Exorcism of Faeries (Morbid Realities, #1)


Ashlyn
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I have a hankering for ghoulish spirits so exorcizing faeries will be my cardio for the week 📖🕯️🥀

and since irish brogue is my love language, an immersive read was always going to be the only option for me
Sep 09, 2026 08:24PM
The Exorcism of Faeries (Morbid Realities, #1)


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message 1: by Laura Jane ♡ (new)

Laura Jane ♡ hahahahahahah


message 2: by Sienna (new)

Sienna Reads lmao 🤣


Abigail lol 🤣


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Gabriela Hehe. Well that is certainly not one upping Nocticadia…I’ve heard they are similar!


The Chapter Chaser 😂 Hilarious! I see you’re also a fan of those campus vibes, where apparently being able to afford a $2 coffee is better than getting a stipend raise. Nothing quite like the pride of a male PhD who finally made it onto the tenure track and can now “afford” a young female PhD student! 💀


message 6: by Kiara (new)

Kiara “like he’s just paid off her mortgage” 😭😭 I’m cryinggg


message 7: by Fiona (new)

Fiona Sir bought ONE coffee and walked away like generational wealth had been TRANSFERRED 😂


message 8: by Krisha (new)

Krisha Lmao I'm getting second hand embarrassment on his behalf 😭 he's giving narcissist


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Ashlyn Laura Jane ♡ wrote: "hahahahahahah"

🤭😭


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Ashlyn Sienna wrote: "lmao 🤣"

my sentiments exactly 🤭


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Ashlyn Abigail wrote: "lol 🤣"

heheh 😆


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Ashlyn Gabriela wrote: "Hehe. Well that is certainly not one upping Nocticadia…I’ve heard they are similar!"

you're the second person to mention this, I have to read that one soon to compare the two! it's my understanding that nocticadia is the queen bee 🤭 so I'm excited to get to that one ♥️


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Ashlyn The Chapter Chaser wrote: "😂 Hilarious! I see you’re also a fan of those campus vibes, where apparently being able to afford a $2 coffee is better than getting a stipend raise. Nothing quite like the pride of a male PhD who ..."

you said it best babes!!! 🤣😭 they're really just all the same aren't they 🤭


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Ashlyn Kiara wrote: "“like he’s just paid off her mortgage” 😭😭 I’m cryinggg"

the audacity 🤣


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Ashlyn Fiona wrote: "Sir bought ONE coffee and walked away like generational wealth had been TRANSFERRED 😂"

the cackle that just escaped me while reading this 😭😭😭 this was probably his exact inner monologue in that moment 🤭


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Ashlyn Krisha wrote: "Lmao I'm getting second hand embarrassment on his behalf 😭 he's giving narcissist"

the cringe is truly lethal 😭🤣


message 17: by Srivalli (new)

Srivalli Rekha 😂😂😂


vaishnavi ☆゚⁠.⁠* oh boo 👎🏻 pay her tuition if you're really all that


message 19: by Ananya (new)

Ananya Lol 😂


message 20: by Sophie (new)

Sophie lmaoooo so true 😭


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Alexia I love your updates 😂😂😂


message 22: by Alexandra (new)

Alexandra This was great 🤣


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Najat Hahahaha big $2 energy 😂


message 24: by Hoda (new)

Hoda Plsss 😭😭😭😭😭


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Ashlyn Srivalli wrote: "😂😂😂"

hehe 😆


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Ashlyn vaishnavi ☆゚⁠.⁠* wrote: "oh boo 👎🏻 pay her tuition if you're really all that"

precisely 🙂‍↕️ show us what you're really made of 💅😌


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Ashlyn Ananya wrote: "Lol 😂"

😂😭


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Ashlyn Sophie wrote: "lmaoooo so true 😭"

someone please tell these professors to step it up 😭


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Ashlyn Alexia wrote: "I love your updates 😂😂😂"

🤭 thank you babes!


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Ashlyn Alexandra wrote: "This was great 🤣"

I hope the professors are taking notes 👀🤭


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Ashlyn Najat wrote: "Hahahaha big $2 energy 😂"

no exactly 😭 the audacity is insane


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Ashlyn Hoda wrote: "Plsss 😭😭😭😭😭"

we're gonna need more than that sir 😅😭


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⪩ tuba ⪨ ꠹ BAHAHHAHAH SO TRUEEE


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Ashlyn ⪩ tuba ⪨ ꠹ wrote: "BAHAHHAHAH SO TRUEEE"

🤭😭


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