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He’s FUCKING ALIVE NO FREAKING WAY STFU PRINCE PAESTRO I this is got to be the ai right cause I’m pretty sure we was killed unless he faked his death which would be dumb FUCK

GOD DAMNKT CARL YOU CRAZY SONOVABJTCH

He purposely summons a diety and when his plan actually looks like it worked FUCJ god dan it manotaurs with there double hands they nabbed him

Man I like kaita she’s pretty chill definitely balances the team and she’s getting better at her abilities. After reading the banter between the three of them is nice!

Aw growler Garry I’m glad Carl was very straightforward with him he hated it and it what the dungeon design him to do fuck them YOU WILL NIT BREAK ME indeed

HOLY SHIT KAITA AHHHHHHH SHES ONE LEVEL UPOVE CARL AND SHE FREAKING KILLED HELKA not on purpose but she freaking did it THE leader ohhhh my god

What the fuck helka I KNEW NKT TO TRUST A FREAKIGN PSYCHORIS she was gonna kill Kaita wtf

Frank in the club and he’s only 17lvl and drunk and he reveals more about what happen in the first book and it’s really fucked up man he’s not a threat anymore tho probably won’t make it past the floor but his ex wife WHo mind you was the one who mercy killed their daughter is definitely going to be a threat especially if we don’t even kno what species she picked it her skill

THAT DUMB HAT IS A KEY TO THE PORTAL ahhh makes sense cause the only what to get to a station below 80 would be looping thr tracks but in order to service the loop you need to be in the engine car and in order to get into the engine car you need to kill the engineer and control the train EI MAKING YOU THE CONDUCTOR WHICH IS THE DUMB HAT THEY GAVE EVERYONE ATT HE START KF THR FLOOR

DOOOONUUUUUTTTTT NOOOOO IT WAS SELF DEFENSE SURELY RIGHT SHE WAS DRUNK ahhhhh nooo she got a skull on her name now nooooo

MS MCGIBBON AND ELLE ARE IN THE CKUB WAAAHHHH ahhh how are they going to be what has happened since they separated from Carl and donut FUC

The lore drops left and right so quick too!! What’s modicas deal with the host guy and holy shit the prizes are definitely fucking with Carl like his dads bike and his tool chest . This is the party we’re the patrons vote for the prize Wowow

I’m crying Brandon is dead :( that’s so messed up and his brother is out there and Carl has no way to contact them cause he only open chat with Brandon. I was so happy to hear Mrs Mcgibbons was still in the game SHES IN THR TOPTEN LEADERBOARD I’m so sad

WTF ID HAPPENING lmaoo they completely fucked it and the ai announcement just named dropped them responsible for it Remax is definitely thinking out like previous world dungeons right he sounded like he spoke of a different time someone had his quest

THE PULSE WAS MENT FIR CARL AND DONUT they are so lucky they hit the visiting vessel ohhhhmg

AHHH WHAT Hekla they’re on a show with HEKLA why didn’t I think they would meet up with the special crawlers and she asks for them to help bring one of her team mates back WOWOW I didn’t even mention how the other crawler the girl with her dogs SHE WAS AT THE CLUB she sounds unhinged

Oh!! Donuts patch collecting hobby is showing lol
Sad gum gum died very short lived quest I guess
Who’s this elf guy what’s his deal

The show goes on ending with just a chat nice you show em Carl they can’t make you do sick battles hell yeah “Both of these dramas” WHAT WHAT WHO is possibly near literally made my heart drop and donut health decreases fuck

FIRST OF ALLL NOOOO CARL SND DONUT SEPARATED anyways ew carl ate the grosss cone what is this going to accomplish. Neat ti kno more of carls childhood with his mom and the circus

PORK BOY SNIK there’s fucking in universe fan fiction of Carl and the maestro I’m dead ohhhhmyg

The passage for Yolanda Martinez MADE ME CRY I thought I can haHA but I’m BOOHOOHO fuck

FUCK NOT THE PISSING IN THE HALL FUCK THE OLD PPL NOT THE OLD PPL NOOO

SHUT THE FUCK UP STFU ooohhhmyyygod “the shew fits” shut up arghhh I can’t I feel like Idunno I can woukd read alt ending fic of this book I’m so close let it end

“There sure were a lot of babies in there too” NOOOOO FUCK goddamit they fucked up I thought maybe they had like they could be allies with the goblins but this is definitely going to fuck up ANY chance they had she literally said she dreamed of a future were their young can walk around with no fear of death I’m dying

Ella enchanted much

The reveal was dumb Idk man

WTF I HATE THIS IM FLABBERGASTED god damit wtf what’s the point

Got to the part that Princess Donut speaks I’m in tears this is hilarious ohmg

Everytime I pick this book up I’m like why did I stop and I reread chapters cause I forget but now I remember why. literally finished a chapter that’s like the female protagonist “man I’m tired of being lied too I just want the truth” the male protagonist / love interest *proceeds to further lie bout who he is with more lies* like dude come on

IT WAS HIMMM FUCK the kind of scooby doo ass scheme got going on