Melane’s Reviews > The Dungeon Anarchist's Cookbook > Status Update
Melane
is 57% done
Frank in the club and he’s only 17lvl and drunk and he reveals more about what happen in the first book and it’s really fucked up man he’s not a threat anymore tho probably won’t make it past the floor but his ex wife WHo mind you was the one who mercy killed their daughter is definitely going to be a threat especially if we don’t even kno what species she picked it her skill
— Jul 28, 2026 08:37AM
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Melane
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He’s FUCKING ALIVE NO FREAKING WAY STFU PRINCE PAESTRO I this is got to be the ai right cause I’m pretty sure we was killed unless he faked his death which would be dumb FUCK
— Aug 09, 2026 08:42AM
Melane
is on page 480 of 532
GOD DAMNKT CARL YOU CRAZY SONOVABJTCH
He purposely summons a diety and when his plan actually looks like it worked FUCJ god dan it manotaurs with there double hands they nabbed him
— Aug 09, 2026 08:38AM
He purposely summons a diety and when his plan actually looks like it worked FUCJ god dan it manotaurs with there double hands they nabbed him
Melane
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Man I like kaita she’s pretty chill definitely balances the team and she’s getting better at her abilities. After reading the banter between the three of them is nice!
— Jul 29, 2026 12:51PM
Melane
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Aw growler Garry I’m glad Carl was very straightforward with him he hated it and it what the dungeon design him to do fuck them YOU WILL NIT BREAK ME indeed
— Jul 29, 2026 09:28AM
Melane
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HOLY SHIT KAITA AHHHHHHH SHES ONE LEVEL UPOVE CARL AND SHE FREAKING KILLED HELKA not on purpose but she freaking did it THE leader ohhhh my god
— Jul 28, 2026 12:33PM
Melane
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What the fuck helka I KNEW NKT TO TRUST A FREAKIGN PSYCHORIS she was gonna kill Kaita wtf
— Jul 28, 2026 12:19PM
Melane
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THAT DUMB HAT IS A KEY TO THE PORTAL ahhh makes sense cause the only what to get to a station below 80 would be looping thr tracks but in order to service the loop you need to be in the engine car and in order to get into the engine car you need to kill the engineer and control the train EI MAKING YOU THE CONDUCTOR WHICH IS THE DUMB HAT THEY GAVE EVERYONE ATT HE START KF THR FLOOR
— Jul 09, 2026 09:15PM
Melane
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DOOOONUUUUUTTTTT NOOOOO IT WAS SELF DEFENSE SURELY RIGHT SHE WAS DRUNK ahhhhh nooo she got a skull on her name now nooooo
— Jul 07, 2026 04:48PM
Melane
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MS MCGIBBON AND ELLE ARE IN THE CKUB WAAAHHHH ahhh how are they going to be what has happened since they separated from Carl and donut FUC
— Jul 07, 2026 04:33PM
Melane
is 21% done
The lore drops left and right so quick too!! What’s modicas deal with the host guy and holy shit the prizes are definitely fucking with Carl like his dads bike and his tool chest . This is the party we’re the patrons vote for the prize Wowow
— Jul 07, 2026 04:21PM

