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the guy who has the the lisp and the lesbian haircut😭😭😭😭

"Something that I do is that I will often disrobe when I am stressed and get on my hands and knees and sniff around." Exactly. we All do this.

this book is taking me forever me to get through. i'm a little bored tbh

Alias: Samuel the Ozone Park Knife Prince

This book is so dense with Bullshit, it's really beautiful.

Okay

this healing...

right when you think you're finally in the clear. they start fucking after his sister's funeral. just. Okay

please stop calling yourself daddy.

failed masc4masc sympathy bait

I'm going to kill Paul.

guh

cuddling your bff is Unnatural, paulie

maybe this is a meaningless observation or just product of my narrow romance-genre-heavy reading history, but even though Paul is so captivated by Julian (even believing they are two halves of one whole and all that) the way he describes Julian is never really affectionate.

the way paul sort of,, mythologizes julian ? is a little unsettling

ok... the sweater sharing thing was cute kinda. we Might be getting somewhere. JAJ caleb still better though.

stop referring to this 19 yr old who just happens to be tall as "The Beast" 😭😭😭😭 wtf is even. ?

we All goon in goodwill. All of us.

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i want them to fall in love. caleb your eyes are getting sleepy and your lips are getting lonely and stuff. look at me while i swing this pocket watch. now kiss white khia nicky. Click.

please stop using the word gangster.

Logan's issues with masturbation and sexual fantasy are kind of compelling... we're getting somewhere

there is So Much going on

bee is supposedly owning all these libchuds but theyre really just as annoying. just in a different way. and i have yet to see the point..... I guess I gotta keep reading But I Don't Want To.

don't know if I'm actually gonna finish this bcuz there is only room for ONE gay dudebro Robbie in my life. main character asking if he can jerk off his taken, gay friends for Experimental purposes was a strong start though, i'll give you That, O'Fraudulent "Robbie"

RIMMING IS FRAT AS FUCK 😭😭😭😭😭

bailey's prematurely joking about marriage but if you think about it this is all one big Holden Larp Conspiracy. like he did it first and stuff and was the best to ever do it and bailey is just microwaving his nacho chili fries. and theyre soggy. so Yeah. take THAT, Anna.