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Aluminum, more expensive than gold and platinum. 🤔


Wayne: "please enjoye the zoupe"


Constable: We sent him out for scones..

Wayne disguised in 'traded' Constable outfit, a fake mustache and a thick accent: Can I have one?

Wayne trying to distract you: "is that mahogany?"

Aluminum, more expensive than gold and platinum.

Wayne: "please enjoye the zoupe"

Wide ranging topics from high fantasy therapy and autism diagnosis to the emerging patent law.

Some more wonderful out of context quotes:

"The mythical power of stew"

"Theirs are formulas ours are numbers.
That was honestly kinda racist"

"Wit you crafty bastard"

"Do chickens like caviar?"
"Good enough, theres no time! my chicken needs caviar!

"It's not the amount of hands one has but the amount of cousins"

Some wonderful quotes out of context:

"She had the air of please-pretend-I-am-a-boy-so-I-can-kill-things"

"Goobering around" ~a lopen invention

"If we don't fight here.
Then nobody ever gets to goober"

Some beautiful quotes without context:

"I dub you, Graduated from Wit's school of practical impracticality."

"Do you know the power of compound interest?"

"You're not more civilized because you wash more forks!"

"I bought her a sword, as a gift.
I WAS FOURTEEN, What fourteen year old understands innuendo.
I thought she actually wanted a sword.
I figured she thought they were nifty.
Who doesn't think they're nifty!?"


"Did you really have to come with us wit?"

When have I ever mocked you though?
"ALL THE TIME WIT!"

Who's gonna buy the cow in that.
What's a cow?
Big, juicy, delicious.
I wish I could still eat them.
You don

Some quotes:

Decorum, discipline, dedication.

Detail, duel, Dessert.

Oh I thought we were saying words that started with the letter 'D'
"

"So when did you learn how to read?
Last week.
YOU LEARNED TO READ IN A WEEK?!"

"Son, you could stab us a hundred times and we'd only complain our outfits got ruined"

"Why can't I remember those times.
The Warm times
Sitting at the fire with real friends"

Real friends including a man who had just tried to persuade him to kill himself