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Decorum, discipline, dedication.
Detail, duel, Dessert.
Oh I thought we were saying words that started with the letter 'D'
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"So when did you learn how to read?
Last week.
YOU LEARNED TO READ IN A WEEK?!"
"Son, you could stab us a hundred times and we'd only complain our outfits got ruined"
— Oct 06, 2026 10:15AM
Decorum, discipline, dedication.
Detail, duel, Dessert.
Oh I thought we were saying words that started with the letter 'D'
"
"So when did you learn how to read?
Last week.
YOU LEARNED TO READ IN A WEEK?!"
"Son, you could stab us a hundred times and we'd only complain our outfits got ruined"
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Scott
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"I bought her a sword, as a gift.
I WAS FOURTEEN, What fourteen year old understands innuendo.
I thought she actually wanted a sword.
I figured she thought they were nifty.
Who doesn't think they're nifty!?"
"Did you really have to come with us wit?"
When have I ever mocked you though?
"ALL THE TIME WIT!"
Who's gonna buy the cow in that.
What's a cow?
Big, juicy, delicious.
I wish I could still eat them.
You don
— Oct 15, 2026 12:46PM
I WAS FOURTEEN, What fourteen year old understands innuendo.
I thought she actually wanted a sword.
I figured she thought they were nifty.
Who doesn't think they're nifty!?"
"Did you really have to come with us wit?"
When have I ever mocked you though?
"ALL THE TIME WIT!"
Who's gonna buy the cow in that.
What's a cow?
Big, juicy, delicious.
I wish I could still eat them.
You don
Scott
is 17% done
"Why can't I remember those times.
The Warm times
Sitting at the fire with real friends"
Real friends including a man who had just tried to persuade him to kill himself
— Oct 02, 2026 07:35AM
The Warm times
Sitting at the fire with real friends"
Real friends including a man who had just tried to persuade him to kill himself

