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Marta is 50% done with Red Flags & Tuesdays (Weekday Weirdos)

the audiobook is doing ALLLLL the heavy lifting in this one

— May 06, 2026 01:26PM Add a comment

Marta is 40% done with Lucky Bounce

I had to stop myself from reading this book in one go and going to work without an ounce of sleep... what the fuck, how is this random book so good and perfect??? that one scene with the match and punching the other guy was SO FUCKING HOT I started making Satan noise in the middle of the night (I scared my cat)

— May 05, 2026 11:40PM Add a comment

Marta is 10% done with Clean Sweep (Innkeeper Chronicles, #1)

My reread (or re-listen) of Ilona Andrews continues. Honestly, nobody does it like them.

— Apr 23, 2026 11:44PM Add a comment

Marta is 30% done with Blood Bound (Mercy Thompson, #2)

this whole series is basically based on that one article about alpha wolves that has been debunked over and over again, but Mercy is a sympathetic heroine so I'm just going to pretend I don't see all the gender role bullshit

— Apr 22, 2026 11:46PM Add a comment

Marta is 50% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

it's like watching two chickens fight for dominance

— Apr 22, 2026 11:43PM Add a comment

Marta is 34% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

I can't refund it so I'm going to finish it and write a semi-coherent review for this Wattpad quality shit

— Apr 20, 2026 11:27PM Add a comment

Marta is 20% done with Magic Binds (Kate Daniels, #9)

only two books left I am going to miss these characters ;___;

— Apr 20, 2026 01:13PM Add a comment

Marta is 70% done with Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

LMAO these group fights are HILARIOUS Kate ily

— Apr 16, 2026 01:29AM Add a comment

Marta is 50% done with Magic Strikes (Kate Daniels, #3)

so far each book is better than the last one. And the guy who does Curran's voice? oh my GOD MILION STARS

— Apr 15, 2026 11:32PM Add a comment

Marta is 21% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

mating rituals of two mafia alpha assholes: one fucks the other's girlfriend, the other puts a bomb under the first one's motorcycle and detonates it.

idk man I think I will never trust an instagram recommendation, they're so caricaturally toxic it's funny

— Apr 15, 2026 11:28PM Add a comment

Marta is 15% done with Hunt the Villain (Villain, #2)

Can I kindly ask Americans to STOP romanticizing the Russians... like fucking seriously, make them Polish or Ukrainian, you (Americans) still won't see a difference but you can bet your ass these Russian motherfuckes are funding the war.

— Apr 14, 2026 04:15AM Add a comment

Marta is 70% done with Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)

The way I remember NONE of this book... Well, it's been 10 years since I read it.

— Apr 13, 2026 06:19AM Add a comment

Marta is 10% done with Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)

'males' Kate pleaseeeee

— Apr 13, 2026 02:36AM Add a comment

Marta is 2% done with Magic Bites (Kate Daniels, #1)

Ilona Andrews is a) making me feel good things and b) keeping my head out of doomscrolling and worrying. The possibility of me rereading the whole Kate Daniels series just spiked

— Apr 12, 2026 12:16PM Add a comment

Marta is 20% done with Emerald Blaze (Hidden Legacy, #5)

Tearing through these books faster than a racoon does through a trash bin

— Apr 10, 2026 10:30AM Add a comment

Marta is 50% done with Evocation (The Summoner’s Circle, #1)

Expected more if I'm being honest?

— Mar 21, 2026 11:48AM Add a comment

Marta is on page 200 of 336 of All Fours

guys I'm sorry to say but this is kinda boring and she ain't crazy enough

— Mar 17, 2026 04:19AM Add a comment

Marta is on page 200 of 336 of All Fours

guys I'm sorry to say but this is kinda boring and she ain't crazy enough

— Mar 17, 2026 04:19AM Add a comment

Marta is 70% done with Apparently, Sir Cameron Needs to Die

I weirdly dig the audacity and absurdity of the humor, it's a spunky little book!

— Feb 03, 2026 11:29PM Add a comment

Marta is 80% done with Rouge

This is entering weird territory and I wanna complain, because if it was a cool weird territory I would be all for it, but this feels... kinda shallow?
The dream-like writing is helping, but not in the long run

— Jan 27, 2026 12:55AM Add a comment

Marta is on page 50 of 383 of Rouge

why is this story about beauty standards and pressure put on women to be beautiful is so surface level, it's like the author watched One Beauty commercial and thought 'ok i can write this stuff'

also why is it boring

— Jan 25, 2026 05:15AM Add a comment

Marta is 50% done with Madison Square Murders (Memento Mori, #1)

this is a romance... and one of them is married... oh this is going to be DELICIOUS

— Jan 18, 2026 11:51PM Add a comment

Madison Square Murders (Memento Mori, #1)

Marta is 50% done with Long Live Evil (Time of Iron, #1)

This book has a musical number... I do not know how to feel about it

— Jan 14, 2026 12:23AM Add a comment

Marta is 13% done with The Golden Raven (All for the Game, #5)

these two fellas are so traumatized... you barely touch them and trauma falls of off them like freaking rain drops.... so ofc I wanna shake them as hard as I can :D

— Jan 14, 2026 12:22AM Add a comment

Marta is starting The Golden Raven (All for the Game, #5)

not me rereading the book A WEEK after I first finished it, this is hell and i don't wanna climb out of it!

— Jan 12, 2026 11:46PM Add a comment

Marta is starting The Sunshine Court (All For the Game, #4)

exactly where I want to be

— Jan 11, 2026 03:45PM Add a comment

The Sunshine Court (All For the Game, #4)

Marta is 60% done with The Foxhole Court (All for the Game, #1)

is this book good? No. But it mentioned my boy Jean ONCE and I went feral (honestly, I like books 4&5 more, maybe because there's almost a decade between The Foxhole Court and The Sunshine Court and Nora has became a better writer)

— Jan 07, 2026 11:32PM Add a comment