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A close nit group of friends just wanting to help and hang with each other. A Halloween party that results in a long awaited kiss. Then, Rory’s sister slaps her with an unwanted revelation: their mother is coming and it’s obvious she’s not happy about it… I can relate to not having that type of relationship. Also!—werewolf powers are growing.

It always happens when we’re there to help someone. We go out of our way to assist and then boom!—cosmic payment. She got bit for moving to her hometown to help her pregnant twins sister and my first thought is; helping your sister is literally never pain free…

Werewolf attack in the middle of the night with a girl who was just trying to get home from hanging out with a boy… I’m not even mad. But it really is a typical opener…

What the fuck did I just read…
Janet and Abby have so much in common but what is it?—the lesser of two evils?—and yes, I will be taking my pound of flesh to go, thanks.

Her mother tried to use her a leverage to keep a man who wanted to leave.
It makes me sad, because let’s face it… that type of shit actually happens.

Abby goes to see the medium. That was a trip. Her favorite senior is being sabotaged by her biological daughter to be placed in a cheaper facility and to top it off, Carol is pregnant and the medium advices her she needs to make a meal to “nourish” her husband or loose him to his mother. WTF!?

Coming and shitting simultaneously while bashing someone’s head in because they refuse to eat your jelly salmon dish with crackers, is by far one of the best lines to ever be written while invoking madness and the split of delusion in this cringy character that belongs with her husband 100%!

She talks to her mother in law while drunk. Her husband no longer wants to touch her cuz he states he’s dead and refuses to go to work and at work, Abby calls her favorite ward her baby and I’m just… wow. This is 50 shades of all kinds of fucked up and I love it.

Abby and Ralph really were made for each other. She’s fucked up cuz of her mom and he’s fucked up cuz of his mom and now he’s deteriorating with depression and she’s feeling sacked and ignored because she needs his closeness to feel validated. They’re both just a hot mess.

Of course Ralph’s mom is haunting her basement. It’s where she committed suicide and everyone knows those are the rules. Then Abby calls out on his bluff of how his mom tells him to relay that’s she’s thankful for the clean up job only to dissect that compliment and locate its true nature: you didn’t use the steam cleaner!!!

All Abby wants is to love someone. She obviously lacked that love with her own mother and then marries into another abusive mother figure and honestly… that kinda would sour me too. I don’t blame her dark impulsive thoughts. I’m digging them.

I love that she took the ring.
That mother in law (dead as she is) is a real cunt!