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Shai hulud!

It shouldn't take three quarters of a book for something mildly interesting to happen

This boring ass illiterate kid knows the word "effervescent"?

This is so boring

Swapped to audiobook ≈17%

Does vodka with ice count as a cocktail?

I think it would be really lovely if Annabelle and Michael stay just friends for the while book but I doubt that's where this is headed

No one talks like this

Is it cheating if you from the future sleeps with your boyfriend while you're broken up?

I don't think Jenna Levine has ever ordered coffee in her life

26yo man makes out with a 16yo and she emails him pdfs about meditation

🙄🙄🙄

😴

I'm too old for this teenage relationship drama

We're up to 2x speed

"we shared toothbrushes" elicited an audible "ew"

I don't think i can bring myself to finish this, not even for book club.

Why is everyone always wearing polyester?

Seriously I know I don't know how the military works but her boyfriend can just up and visit her from a different base bc he can fly a helicopter? Like how is that helicopter not needed for actual military shit?

I surprised at home much travelling these girlies are getting to do. Like hey there's a party get in the plane/helicopter and off you go.

Why introduce another love interest if it's not gonna end in a throuple?

There's multiple points where a line of dialogue from two different characters is in the same paragraph and it's annoying and confusing.