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I think I’m traumatized from hot dog girl because I keep waiting for Liz to be secretly gay for her best friend

So… a psycho was married and hated her baby so much she tried to freaking choke it to death cause she thought it would kill her other baby but really the only one she truly loves is her husband so she stops trying to kill the baby cause she doesn’t want her husband to leave her🤨if I was Lowen reading this I’d be OUT of that house, I would’ve been out that house in chapter 2 of the autobiography

This I feel like is gonna be important later tbh

…I’ve been predicting this since like page 2

When I lowkey catch my crushes gf kissing another man behind a castle so I accidentally throw a Gatorade bottle at her and wave and smile like a freaking idiot cause I’m hot dog girl

I swear, everyone in this book is socially awkward, extremely bi, or hot dog girl (both)

“I am an ungrateful little hotdog” goodBYE this book is entirely unserious

Title officially said!

“I’m Elouise. I’m the hot dog” GIRL WHAT ARE YOU? Are we not even 20 pages in and we’re having an identity crisis?!?

She basically said the title!!!!!!!!!