Molly :)’s Reviews > Hot Dog Girl > Status Update

…I’ve been predicting this since like page 2

When I lowkey catch my crushes gf kissing another man behind a castle so I accidentally throw a Gatorade bottle at her and wave and smile like a freaking idiot cause I’m hot dog girl

I swear, everyone in this book is socially awkward, extremely bi, or hot dog girl (both)

“I am an ungrateful little hotdog” goodBYE this book is entirely unserious

“I’m Elouise. I’m the hot dog” GIRL WHAT ARE YOU? Are we not even 20 pages in and we’re having an identity crisis?!?

She basically said the title!!!!!!!!!