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i have trouble reading nonfiction books. idk if this one is actually written better or just happens to deal with something i’m personally interested in lol

this is the first giveaway i’ve ever won, somi feel obligated to finish it before it comes out. and the premise intrigues me. so we’ll see where this goes i guess

“Turns out if you treat the mute behind the counter like a real man, he’ll do whatever you want.” *chanting* FORCEMASC FORCEMASC FORCEMASC FORCEMASC

with an opener like that? i think i’m gonna like this one, fellas

its okay to have a breeding kink, it just makes you an extremely boring and predictable heterosexual. oh you’re really gonna spice it up in the bedroom by having procreative sex? whats next- foreplay? orgasms? calm down there let’s not get too crazy

oh thank god we’ve established that nina takes antipsychotics. as we all know, anyone who experiences psychoses must be evil, so we clearly won’t need any further explanation of her motivations.

why am i doing this to myself

nothing pisses me off more than an writer protagonist. its like they hold up a giant sign that says “i’m a projection of the author!”

god this font is irritating me

“Would I do a ridiculous amount of relativistic math to calculate our relative velocity at any given moment as perceived by my inertial reference frame and then do Lorentz transformations to figure out when the light from his engines will drop out of the Petrova scope’s perception range? Just so I know how much longer I can see my friend in the distance? Wouldn’t that be kind of pathetic?

Yeah.”

does this author actually like porn at all, or is she modeling her idea of what a Good Porn actor should be off of the antithesis of everything she dislikes about it?
Because having seen my fair share, including stuff aimed at women, there is no way he’s drawing people in with his amazing oral skills or the trust and intimacy he has with his costar.

I’m sorry, there is absolutely no way a mainstream magazine would cover a porn actor unless he were already famous (a la channing tatum) let alone THREE mainstream magazines. yes pop culture is pretty sex-forward, but porn is still kind of a taboo? and not in a fun sexy way, in a “this will get yoy defunded” way.

i should have seen this shit coming tbh. of course we cant have anyone except our perfect protagonist pull the lever to save the world- who cares that rocky was the most compelling and entertaining part of the novel.

fellas is it gay to be the only surviving member of your space crew and learn to communicate with an alien who’s the only surviving member of his space crew and feel such intense grief and loneliness that they watch eachother sleep and hold hands through a window

i’ve never understood why the amnesiac protagonist trope was so hated in my jrpgs- personally, i’ve always loved memory issues as a plot point because its something i can relate to, and the idea of induced amnesia has a million different implications that are just so juicy!

well. i get it now.

i hate this writing style but i can deal with it for now

changed my mind. i’m team jeff now. i think jeff should invent cuckolding

george is the best character. heather should divorce captain douchebag and marry him

so what i’m getting here is that kathleen woodiwiss invented the Pining While Married trope