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OMG OMG WAIT, I think I wanna go back and read Book 1 before I continue

Oh my god, are they FREAKING STUPID? Damn, they’re acting like they’re stupid teenagers

Caleb you're ruining the dry goods! They go in a fragrance pouch, not the floor as a makeshift bed! Caleb stoooooop

In a drying shed? Caleb, you astound me. But quickly come to your senses please. There will be scandal!! We must proceed like clockwork. Court me first!

Oooh you work so fast in wooing me, Mr. Jones. I like that.

I was reading through Caleb's assurances that he isn't passing judgement on me (yes, me, I'm Lucinda duh) when I stopped and sighed, "Oh, Caleb." Then I realized: I have a dog named Caleb. Urghhhhhhhhhhhh

Caleb! Oh it's you my love! I didn't read the description so I didn't know, but YES! FINALLY! Hopefully, his descendant, Fallon is next. Oh my babies. Caleb Caleb Caleb

Maybe William Craigmore is Clare's biological father. You know, the one who ejaculated in a cup. Sperm bank...

WHO THE HELL IS WILLIAM CRAIGMORE! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I HEARD THAT NAME!

WHO THE HELL IS WILLIAM CRAIGMORE! I NEED TO KNOW WHERE I HEARD THAT NAME!

Shoot. He knows. Daddy must be among the council. Damn itttt Fallon you should not say any word about anything to anyone other than family! And me!!!!

Nooo! Grace! You're so stupid tsk tsk tsk you know better than to shout. You'll be discovered! You amateur!

Fallon Jones isn't that bad of a conversationalist after all. Says he loves it when his agents call him sir. And he's polite! Even concerned, I dare say, about Clare. Damn it I love him already. When is he going to have his own romancing?!

You know, when they describe Fallon Jones, they all say that he's reclusive and that he doesn't have great manners. Maybe, just maybe, when he finally gets his own novel, he'd be like Cupid. Always hiding from the woman he likes, taking cover in the shadows.


Oh my god i am so excited

I think I've read this before and I didn't bother updating it here on Goodreads but I'm not sure I'm treading on familiar grounds.

That necklace in the front cover tho. Poorly edited.

Oh so we're back in the 18th Century now huh.

I WAS RIGHT! Uhuh i did it~ HE REALLY WAS GOING TO BE THE NEXT MASTER

Good at giving orders...psh. Well you should be! You're going to be the next Master! Did I... guess it right?

HA! Talk shows. Good one!

21st century! Oh my god, the timeline jumped real far this time.

I think orange will always be related to America. Just look at the cover! It looks so... American. And Wild West. But really, what a big jump in time tho.

Engineer her own ravishment? I would so that too. Maybe. Later.

O-ho! I was right! Not the exact words but has the same meaning. The words she said were: "I no more relish the prospect than you." I'm so proud of myself.

Considering how he thought the worst of Elizabeth ("set a trap"; Of course. Men would always think that.), I'm surprised to see how easily Derek agreed to their marriage. I'm expecting to hear the words "I abhor this situation more than you do" from E's mouth and D being the perfect cad set on ruining E.

I see that Thomas is a thousand times more of a rake than James. I cannot BELIEVE his audacity to even have his way with that mistress of his-- TWICE! I am very disappointed in him. NOW I worry that when he marries Amelia, Thomas will never change his philandering ways. I am not happy with this.

I'm really feeling the tension here; maybe everything my Matthew said was true. That arguments really build things up and in the end, it's just blatant flirting.

It makes me really want to question Lady Victoria. Did she splendidly weave a series of happenings to make a good reason to be wed to a fine catch? Brilliant, brilliant. But if she really is pregnant with James's child, she'll either be having a miscarriage or she dies. You can't fool me tho-- I'VE READ THE LAST BOOK. James isn't that hard-souled 😢 Why, he's the sweetest husband I can ever imagine.

Hear ye, hear ye. I have a proposition to make. Or a guess, if you will. I cannot say which is which. BUT. (Oh my god this is so exciting) WHAT IF, always assuming that Lady Victoria is pregnant-- what if the Earl of Granville is the father? OR, what if EoG will be the baby's father? And by that, I mean they should marry. Gosh, I can't. Stupid Missy for not seeing such a great catch.