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I'm getting the ick that he calls her "little witch"

"Reaching down, I slide both hands to her donkey and cup it."
?????

"Claw-tipped fingers stroke carefully along my pussy…My pussy clamps around his finger"
OUCH

“...are you out to anyone?...Your ex-wife?”
“Oh, sure, But we never talked about it. She didn’t want me to...She knew I was bisexual, and she didn’t care...She hated it when I pointed out anyone else’s attractiveness...So I just didn’t talk like that"
Not to flex but, I can't relate because my partner is LOVELY, but I guess every relationship is different?

"When I’d asked Flip if he needed any help with the wedding, he’d just said Hannah’s got it... turns out Mark’s been stepping up all the way as the best man... Got to admire his devotion"
I hope that people see this a red flag when your fiancee doesn't help plan the wedding because, you know, because it shows that they don't care?

No way did he just say she's just as bad as her parents

"Got me blushing like a girl" YOU ARE A GIRL??

What's a witchy smile..?

Girl is worrying about kissing him, aren't you an actress ;-;

NO WAY SHE JUST ADMITTED IN PUBLIC WHEN ON THE PHONE HER TV RELATIONSHIP ISN'T REAL LIKE NO ONE COULD EAVESDROP

Take a shot every time she mentions his eyes are blue

I really don't like her off the bat, that's a rough start. I know she hates him but like, he talks to her, she's annoyed, he ignores her, she's annoyed, GIRL PLEASE 😭

"I squinted...to see Jian there, holding a pouty Yuki in his arms...he lifted Yuki’s paw as if to wave at me through her"

STOP NOT BRINGING HER CAT FOR SUPPORT I'M CRYING THIS IS TOO CUTE

"A rush of emotions blew through me. The smell... This was where I’d felt trapped, where I’d always avoided going back to—but it was undeniably home, and nostalgia filled my lungs with every breath"

So real

I just realised that Mateo and Matt are the same person so that makes so much more sense. I know it's a nickname but it's still confusing for me personally so I feel a silly