Steffi > Recent Status Updates

I really don't like her off the bat, that's a rough start. I know she hates him but like, he talks to her, she's annoyed, he ignores her, she's annoyed, GIRL PLEASE 😭

"I squinted...to see Jian there, holding a pouty Yuki in his arms...he lifted Yuki’s paw as if to wave at me through her"

STOP NOT BRINGING HER CAT FOR SUPPORT I'M CRYING THIS IS TOO CUTE

"A rush of emotions blew through me. The smell... This was where I’d felt trapped, where I’d always avoided going back to—but it was undeniably home, and nostalgia filled my lungs with every breath"

So real

I just realised that Mateo and Matt are the same person so that makes so much more sense. I know it's a nickname but it's still confusing for me personally so I feel a silly

"There was a sniffing noise behind me...Leandra had the bloody rag to her nose and was breathing it in... “STOP sniffing my blood! What’s the matter with you?”...“...It isn’t like you were going to use that blood anyway,” she said. "

Lmaooooo

"They entered and were in a foyer with a chandelier hanging from the ceiling and old paintings lining the wall. There were photos of wolves and men."
No women?
"Six members of the council sat... Four men and two women...The men appeared tall and strong, while the women were slightly smaller, but Sky was sure they were a force like the men."
At least there's women in the Council? I guess?

""I'm thinking you and Ralph will be competing for my breasts." Skye laughed breathlessly... The sweet nectar flowed into Ricca's mouth. She continued drinking it, unashamed of the need for her to consume it. "Maybe...it would be the perfect lesson to learn sharing.""

ELECTRIC CHAIR

"Ricca tried not to think of the man who had fathered Rolf. Jealousy reared its head. This Reed fellow was no longer amongst the living. There was nothing to be jealous about. She didn't want to think if Skye loved him, or of him touching her mate in an intimate way."

Girl, he's dead ;-;

"..She breathed in the sweet scent of Skye's milk. Her ears picked up the sounds of Rolf ... drinking his mother's nourishing substance. Ricca had never been jealous of a baby before, and right now she was downright green with envy. What the hell is wrong with me?...The creamy smooth skin of the swell of her breast made Ricca's mouth water. What she wouldn't do to be able to see the entire mounds"
JAIL

""He's ready to be fed" she sighed her breasts tingled as if sensing they were in need. A low growl emanated from Ricca's chest and it appeared to calm Rolf down she didn't know what it was but it must be a wolf thing...Skye knew the feeling Ricca's touch did things to her too"

NOT THE SAME THING

""I just love the smell of babies" Echo sniffed the top of his dark curls..."he's a good baby he's a charmer for sure all the ladies are drawn to him" Ricca said"

This is so weird. Ma'ma, this is not your baby

""Oh my, he is such a cutie", Ricca exclaimed. Rolf offered her a grin and he quickly won over the enforcer. Her little son was becoming a woman magnet."

So weird, especially considering it's a LESBIAN romance

DNF
CW/TW: Bullying, Fatphobia, Death of parent

HELP HE SERIOUSLY LICKED AND SUCKED HER EYEBALL

DNF

"‘You think that’s the secret to a happy marriage? What’s for dinner is the last thing on his mind. He’s more interested in “dessert”, if you catch my drift." LMAOOOOOOOO

Eeeeee so cute!

“Gerard Butler took the romantic comedy to an orgy, accidentally strangled it during an air game, panicked, and dumped its body in the woods.” wtf

"I read the top page aloud" help, why are you reading things aloud when you're breaking and entering into someone's office