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Just reached [S] Cascade ❤️ What a beautiful time in internet history. Year 11, refreshing the page, website down for hours, three different hosting sites crashed, crying while watching despite only barely understanding what was going on ❤️

absolutely crazy reading this as a full piece instead of small chunks over years and years!! getting to key moments and being like omg i remember being 16 and crying at lunchtime about this!!!!!!

This might be a sign of my mental state declining severely

Progress update to say wow, I had no idea Prometheus and Zeus were in love

Making a progress update to say bro I'm 40 pages in and I don't know if I can handle 600 pages of this shit

girl i don't usually do page updates but this book is so good and i need to tell someone

Book Club Book #7

Idk man I couldn't do this one, DNF for me

My favourite character died and then 15 pages later some gay shit occurred. The lord giveth and the lord take taketh away.

I've chosen my favourite character and he's sooooooo expendable ✌️😝

If this book contains one more tragic backstory I might put it down (also was I being queerbaited 100 pages ago? dont tell me)

FINALLY we've been introduced to FANTASY TEXTING!!!!

I thought this was supposed to be sexy - why am I reading about a chimney greased up with human fat and a roof thatched with peoples hair????

Mandy was reading over my shoulder and said "what kind of fantasy name is Rhys?" and she's soooo right!! deeply unsexy name, it irks me

Tamlin could drop dead at this point and I wouldn't bat an eyelid

IM BACK HI!!!!! Making my brain do anything takes such a mammoth effort! Anyway so far this one is reminding me so much of twilight, except I actually like jacob (rhys) and there's no jasper (probably for the best). Priestess lady is rosalie-coded and mor is alice-coded. tamlin is edward and I feel the same about them both (boring, losers) need an emmett asap or ELSE

Ok now where my Rhys girls at?

where my Lucien girlies at?

"he was probably handsome - if he ever took off that mask" an insane sentence considering a mask is one of the hottest things a person can wear 🤡

Started reading this on the bus today in the sun and oh my god it's so sexy. Can I call a book that? It's gorgeous. I want to marry it. Gondor is so beautiful and so sad!!! Weathered mausoleum of a city - I want to be there!!!!! Pippin and Beregon hanging out having lunch on the battlements on a crisp beautiful day? I want to be there!!!!!!

Faramir learning about The Ring and instead of being corrupted he's just like "lolllll keep that shit away from me" is so funny I love him ❤️ Also so happy for Eòmer (#1 Aragorn fan) who got to fight side-by-side with his idol. He's doodling pics of them fighting together in his diary rn ❤️

HI I'm back!!! Fk this book is good!!!! Just reached the Rohan/Faramir chapters and am drinking them up 🍻 Sam was watching Frodo sleeping, thinking about how beautiful he is and how much he loves him. Tolkien wrote that with his own two hands!!! Also Faramir and his men all wear hoods and masks?! HOT!!!!!!!

Aragorn lying down listening to a rock is objectively one of the hottest scenes in the movies - dare I say all of cinema - and I'm happy to report it's still hot in the books. Meanwhile Legolas has been wide awake for 3 days, running on nothing but lembas bread and the smell of spring, sprinting across the country WHILE SLEEPING? Wide awake, astral projecting into a nice warm bed, absolute goblin vibes... love him

the last quarter of this is HITTINNGGGGG

Legolas killed like 90 ppl before they even reached the mines..... King shit 👑

Legolas' introduction just like "a huge freak was sitting in the corner" love him so much

Glad the movies removed about 90% of the Men in these books coz good LORD there are a lot and they're all the same

ok yeah, I've only read these once before and I was like surely half of what makes aragorn the hottest character ever in the films is viggo mortensen...... I was wrong.... He's the hottest bitch alive even in the books

just met strider..... he's the blueprint