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Out with a jarful of cocaine crystals, producing a miniature hand-cranked grinder and sifting a cone of white powder which he then carefully formats into a number of nose-appropriate lines, a routine known around Chicago as “hitching up the reindeer.”

in particular the recent Bruno Airmont Dairy Metaphysics Symposium held annually at the Department of Cheese Studies at the UW branch in Sheboygan, this year featuring the deep and perennial question, “Does cheese, considered as a living entity, also possess consciousness?”

Let’s gOOOOOO

At one point Nick (amidst worsening depression) amasses 20+ unpaid parking tickets and they all get billed to his dad. His dad sends him a letter about it which is near-verbatim the same thing my dad sent me (as a text) when I did the same thing, at the same age.

Pain

“What, I should trust only good people? man, good people get bought and sold every day. Might as well trust somebody evil once in a while, it makes no more or less sense. I mean I wouldn’t give odds either way.”
“Wow, Doc. That’s heavy.”

Weed

Doc Sportello hype moments and aura

Docking this a star because Florentino Ariza deserves prison time

All this love talk I might have to download Hinge again smh

Kept false starting 100 Years so trying this one

‘and I also consider it my duty to warn you that the cat is an ancient and inviolable animal.’

Found this at the BMV. Have enjoyed a few other collections by her.

Hip replacement ode!

Lunch break reads might be back 🙏

Follow me, reader! Who told you that there is no true, faithful, eternal love in this world! May the liar’s vile tongue be cut out!

The cat then stirred, jumped off the chair, stood on his hind legs, front legs akimbo, opened his maw and said:
‘Well, so I sent the telegram. What of it?’

—namely, a black cat of uncanny size, with a glass of vodka in one paw and a fork, on which he had managed to spear a pickled mushroom, in the other.

The giant cat >>>

Me attempting poetry is like ‘this completely inscrutable but it’s a vibe, keep cooking’

On a new project at work and haven’t been able to read during my down time (too tired). Terrible.

Oh yes, between 50 and 60 I think I shall write out some very singular books, if I live. I mean I think I am about to embody at last the exact shapes my brain holds. What a long toil to reach this beginning — if The Waves is my first work in my own style!

An all time fav to close out depression season

Anyway, that’s Yon and Mu. They’ll continue to be the best of friends.

3.3 rating is crazy low. Respect my goat Henry James.