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Two grown men being absolute cuties <3

Terrorising the bourgeois is such a mood

"... I'm playing the long game here" GASP

As stated by fans, there is nothing particularly fancy about these
middle-aged politicians, but reimagining and eroticizing their political
games and power relations is a turn-on: “There is nothing that that we
cannot fantasize about. . . . BL fans have extraordinary skills, such as
beautifying and fantasizing everything rotten.” LMAO so true

I already block family vlogs whenever they show up on my fyp. It makes me sick that some parents see it as business

"In hindsight, his death may not seem surprising or premature. All of Alexander's adult life was spent in hard fighting and heavy drinking." 😭😂
That's why he was king 🤌

Sorry this is phrased extremely funny:
In some of the earlier versions he threatens the lion with a sword. This may suggest an early version of the myth. One might, of course, argue that Herakles is merely attempting to kill his victim with a sword before realizing strangulation is the only possible method; but, as Gantz points out, the scenes with the sword penetrating the Lion look very convincing.

Already starting your defense essay by saying you believe there must be a statute of limitations for "past grievances" .... LMAO how... cynical? Then why are Israeli politicians constantly crying about the Holocaust? These people are completely removed from reality....

oh God :(( I'm so happy ... but now all of the rest is the epilogue??

Ready to die a million deaths

Introduction; "When it really comes down to it, BL is personal too." Ultimately, BL is personal as well as political.

sadly bored ... Get on with it, I'm begging

[Gays are always sooo dramatic.]
I just need a reason to stay. All I wanted was a sliver of my life back. And if I couldn't have my beasts, and I couldn't bring myself to look at the man I'd yearned for, then maybe, just maybe, these monsters would save me.

"Lowering his head, he gently kissed Yan Heqing's closed eyes and icy lips. „Yan-ge, it's me. Can you hear me? I found you. I did.”"
🥺🥺😭😭😭

My friends, a stallion novel's female protagonist and second female lead are now a couple! Is anything even beyond the realm of possibility anymore?!
Life! It's certaintly packed with surprises and shocks at every turn!
😂😂😂

»Wenn man sich sogar um all das sorgt, was nach dem Tod kommt, kann man dann überhaupt noch frei und ungezwungen leben – und sterben?«

How the last chapter felt:
"Do you know what I always wanted to try?"
"Necrophilia"
"No, torture threesome- is it as wonderful as they... Necrorophilia?!"