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I know she’s a child but Rachel dumb as hell for going back for her doll 😭😭

Dumb as rocks. Y’all don’t know who Old John is. He didn’t even tell you anything. Richard is the one who said Zedd’s name. And yet ur following him.

Me: his name is DARKEN Rahl like no duh he’s evil are you guys dumb ?!?

also me: no you guys don’t get it. The darkling is soo misunderstood like he’s not the villain he’s just an antihero

I remember Richard and Kahlan getting married in a traditional Mud People ceremony. But bro did I forget and is Kahlan his second wife 😭 I think she is. Bro now that I’m thinking, does Richard have 3 wives ??? Lowkey I think he has to take a mord sith for a wife 😭😭

every time I open the book I laugh bc the cover shows Richard on a dragon but there’s no dragons in here 😭

lowkey emotional as heck hearing random ass people devote their life and loyalty to the seeker like that’s my seeker dawg 😭

“…“My boy, I think you would make an excellent wizard."
"No, thanks. I already have one impossible job.”

Funny when you know

Can’t tell if my copy is defective but lots of random commas 🫣😭

Damn I forgot Michael wanted to outlaw fire. And also the part where he s* harasses kahlan ??? Damn

I thought this was the prison pen pal book 😭😭 ok umm they start texting cause he was gonna kms ?? idk kinda real

lowkey thought the show changed a lot but so far from the most part they kept it the same I just have shit memory

back on my bull shit 🤩

So far ? 😴

girl I’m so desperate for a good smau or textfic so let’s see, but I saw they don’t start texting til ch 3 so what’s up with that ?

I’m so bored tbh

“My people” “back home” “nature” girl if I find out this is a fae book

I don’t like noah or imogen and her parents kidnapped her as a baby

It’s very basic so far like I feel like I could be an author frfr



also let me guess now, noah knows her from before in those four years she can’t remember

I’ve already lost interest if we’re being honest

Wren realizing made no sense…at least Holden’s realization came with hints. I wish one of them realized and the other kept in the dark to keep the bit going

I’m not gonna lie, I did read the synopsis, but the cover made me think there was a Scottish element idk

The balut mention ok diversity 😭 I knew she was gonna mention it the minute they started this convo

Went to church and the only man I met was Jesus so Aaron’s advice did not work

Finally got to some parts that weren’t just emails or IMs hmmm idk how I feel bc I knew it was coming but also I’m on suchhhh a huge socmed au rn so

girl I already hate this book…she’s a gamer oh no she’s so quirky and different wowow and she wants kids ?! women never want that ! she’s so different