Kelly’s Reviews > Wizard's First Rule > Status Update

Dumb as rocks. Y’all don’t know who Old John is. He didn’t even tell you anything. Richard is the one who said Zedd’s name. And yet ur following him.

Me: his name is DARKEN Rahl like no duh he’s evil are you guys dumb ?!?

also me: no you guys don’t get it. The darkling is soo misunderstood like he’s not the villain he’s just an antihero

I remember Richard and Kahlan getting married in a traditional Mud People ceremony. But bro did I forget and is Kahlan his second wife 😭 I think she is. Bro now that I’m thinking, does Richard have 3 wives ??? Lowkey I think he has to take a mord sith for a wife 😭😭

every time I open the book I laugh bc the cover shows Richard on a dragon but there’s no dragons in here 😭

lowkey emotional as heck hearing random ass people devote their life and loyalty to the seeker like that’s my seeker dawg 😭

“…“My boy, I think you would make an excellent wizard."
"No, thanks. I already have one impossible job.”

Funny when you know

Can’t tell if my copy is defective but lots of random commas 🫣😭

Damn I forgot Michael wanted to outlaw fire. And also the part where he s* harasses kahlan ??? Damn