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sure man, 99.5% of humanity is dead so we need to read and ratify the declaration of independence of the USA, the constitution of the USA, and the bill of rights of the USA or else "the first dictatorship on US soil will happen" meanwhile flagg is like "uh if you break the rules i don't tell you i will literally crucify you" lmao. no one libs out like stevie does

leave it to kingman to introduce an incredibly freaky deaky guy over halfway through the book lmao

Just finished chapter 38, possibly the best one so far? And ofc it's immediately followed by Lloyd trying to commit cannibalism in prison lmao. Truly the most land of contrasts novel ever

whooping and cheering whenever heist movie tropes happen. they even had the assembling the team and clubs as the "aw what the hell, we're all gonna die anyway, i'm in" guy.

This is fucking amazing. If the prologue doesn't grip you, nothing will

Dear word the Lincoln tunnel chapter is some spooky ooky shit.

hmm. my problem with this book is its 300 pages into the thing and the party still hasn't assembled themselves for the adventure? which was also my problem with It but unlike It i'm still reading lol, so we'll see. its actually flipping amazing when king isn't doing deranged boomer racism.

Made it to the first Randall flagg pov chapter and lmao. Thank you Mr. King for the boomer horseshoe theory, Randall would go to SDS meetings in the 60s and tell them to kill cops, which is just as bad as when he was the leader of the klan ????

This is fucking amazing when it's not deranged boomer racist ???

this chapter where Kate gompert is in the psych ward is really good. but what I'm drawn to is how the narration changes what she's called between Katherine and Kate a lot, as if her identify is in flux itself.

Losing my mind at how good the titular story is, so much that I don't even mind it's written in 19th century lumberjack dialect?

Lmfao at this bit where one of the hunger games tributes attacks the flag and scandalizes the entire capitol.

this is really good so far! i love sociolinguistics it turns out. the casual tone makes it really easy to read

fucking dying at shevek's anarkiddie turn lmao

Good to know that even In the utopia we'll still have guys who go "yeah women are the real propetarians and also bourgeois broh! Don't let them tie you down with children!!!" Lmao. This book is way funnier than I imagined it'd be!

what the hell am i reading

Really enjoying this so far! The Worldbuilding is really interesting.

holy shit holy shit holy shit

not lev grossman nonchalantly dropping one of the greatest wizard battles in all of fantasy fiction in this Nimue vs Merlin FLASHBACK!!!!!

wow! the story of the grail quest was wonderfully told, and also? lowkey i'm stanning sir dagonet now.

So far the most shocking part is that Chris gethard of all people is like Nick fury of emo basically. He literally went around New Jersey assembling the scene. Oh and the reason emo blew up is because Rudy fucking Giuliani banned all night life from New York City and the bands had to go to Jersey to play shows which caused them to tour new England too. Crazy historical consequences through seemingly innocuous stuff

losing my shit and cheering and whooping and giving a full standing ovation when i realize one of the knights is a trans guy and its handled incredibly well

Sir palomedes :(

you ever read a book and get very pleasantly surprised that its much gayer than you imagined it'd be?? yeah

This might be one of the best books I've ever read. DAMN

ok no idea what's going on yet but i'm fully on board. richard case is delivering on impossible visuals and rachel pollack is inimitable.

god damn!!! only herbert could've written this one.

house corino's big plan to assassinate the twins is...remote controled mutant tigers??? ok.

Just got to the time skip, my god. These past few chapters have been mesmerizing