M Caesar’s Reviews > The Stand > Status Update

sure man, 99.5% of humanity is dead so we need to read and ratify the declaration of independence of the USA, the constitution of the USA, and the bill of rights of the USA or else "the first dictatorship on US soil will happen" meanwhile flagg is like "uh if you break the rules i don't tell you i will literally crucify you" lmao. no one libs out like stevie does

leave it to kingman to introduce an incredibly freaky deaky guy over halfway through the book lmao

Just finished chapter 38, possibly the best one so far? And ofc it's immediately followed by Lloyd trying to commit cannibalism in prison lmao. Truly the most land of contrasts novel ever

hmm. my problem with this book is its 300 pages into the thing and the party still hasn't assembled themselves for the adventure? which was also my problem with It but unlike It i'm still reading lol, so we'll see. its actually flipping amazing when king isn't doing deranged boomer racism.

Made it to the first Randall flagg pov chapter and lmao. Thank you Mr. King for the boomer horseshoe theory, Randall would go to SDS meetings in the 60s and tell them to kill cops, which is just as bad as when he was the leader of the klan ????

This is fucking amazing when it's not deranged boomer racist ???