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Feels like I’m reading golden girls fanfiction and I mean that in the best way

Ruby does gaslamp!

Kind of a faith/buffy coded x-files

Not me kicking my feet and giggling

If I tell someone my car is gone and they ask me if I checked the driveway I would absolutely lose my shit

Very sciency. Very stressful.

Not me wanting to make some tea while drinking this

I’m still giggling at a “wealth triangle”

I think me throwing myself at a vampire and then he’s like please kill me would be my 13th reason

It feels like there’s like 5 mysteries happening at once

What if people realized Jessica fletcher was the murderer everytime she went on vacation.

For some reason I wasn’t aware that this was a fantasy and if I knew that I would’ve read it much sooner

It’s like Anastasia and encanto

I started this while I had a migraine.

This is apparently a rewrite and the twins do sound young and have a certain naiveness about them that rarely ever fares well for dystopian books but…it’s fine so far

Girl. What.

Still waiting to thump this lady in the head. Take these dogs and run

Also it gives me very similar vibes as the skeleton key

I just want to thump this lady’s forehead