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I only want them to be hunching by now. But understandable as it seems that they’re besties/situationship to enemies

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lol okay. Maybe the maid deserves a couple of bad things. Ma’am why are you helping the lady’s husband that you had an affair leave the house

OMG just quit. For my sanity, I'm going to pretend that this really Cassie...cause she's really dumb.

Kicking my feet. Yes the MMC is kind of a dickweed but he’s kind and he’s my dickweed

Feels like I’m reading golden girls fanfiction and I mean that in the best way

Ruby does gaslamp!

Kind of a faith/buffy coded x-files

Not me kicking my feet and giggling

If I tell someone my car is gone and they ask me if I checked the driveway I would absolutely lose my shit

Very sciency. Very stressful.

Not me wanting to make some tea while drinking this

I’m still giggling at a “wealth triangle”

I think me throwing myself at a vampire and then he’s like please kill me would be my 13th reason

It feels like there’s like 5 mysteries happening at once

What if people realized Jessica fletcher was the murderer everytime she went on vacation.

For some reason I wasn’t aware that this was a fantasy and if I knew that I would’ve read it much sooner

It’s like Anastasia and encanto

I started this while I had a migraine.

This is apparently a rewrite and the twins do sound young and have a certain naiveness about them that rarely ever fares well for dystopian books but…it’s fine so far