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No need to shame crochet!

Omg the Austenland reference!!

This is the first I’m hearing about the condemnation of slavery in the first draft of the Declaration of Independence…so people at the time DID know it was evil. It wasn’t just “the norm of its time”.

RIP Pitch, gone too soon 😭😭

“If equality makes you feel anxious and left behind, lonely and angry, shouldn’t you ask how much of your identity is based on oppressing other people?”

15 pages ago he said he hasn’t cried in 13 years…and now he’s crying and we aren’t going to talk about it?

Shit Beth O’Leary is Beth O’Learying again!!

The dialogue formatting is so bad it’s betting distracting. Not have a new paragraph when a new person speaks is bad enough, but splitting sentences across lines?? Did AI do this??

I’m choosing to believe Hallie and James’ names are inspired by The Parent Trap lol

Oof showing its age with so many uses of the g slur…

“I hate that I’m always finding compassion for him. I hate how weak it makes me, this exhausting instinct to keep showing up emotionally even when he constantly slams the door in my face.”

Girrrrlllllll

Ughhh when did people decide smoking cigarettes was back??? Gag

The only flaw here was starting this before I owned the whole series

Oh my gosh a mature conversation! Beautiful!

This would be perfect for people who were Team Jeremiah (before season 3)

Omg you’ve got to be fucking kidding me

Mmk well I don’t think we should be writing off police violence as “not as prevalent as activists claim” because in a country full of fire arms “human error happens”

“I don’t make it a habit to talk behind a lady’s back…Then again, a lady doesn’t usually feel the need to turn hers on me.” TELL HIM ETHAN

Can we not with romanticizing cigarettes please

Every man in this so far is a red flag

Page 4 and my jaw has dropped at the audacity of a man

Goodness why did we not check for typos in the reprint last year??

This is kinda cheesy but I’m here for it

Omg The Care and Keeping of U 🤣🤣

Gosh this is just pissing me off

“This is not a pro-smoking book” and the proceeds to suggest we bum a cigarette and “just don’t inhale all the way” to flirt?? 🤮

Don’t love basically opening with a jab at Taylor Swift’s dating life 🙃

Even January Lavoy narrating doesn’t help how LONG this is, what do you mean I’m not even halfway through

“It was one of those illicit videos filmed by someone who annoyingly held their cell phone vertically.” Hilarious what ages a book these days 😅