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It’s funny; this is essentially a textbook but it’s fiction. Sometimes it reads like a textbook, but there’s no practical application. Yet it’s enjoyable.

I always wonder what could have happened if Gatsby went to therapy.

We need a retelling from the perspective of Nick’s runaway dog.

Luke mentioning Mara is interesting. He’s done it twice so far.

I just saw someone on reddit abbreviate this book as “assclass” and I am giggling too much.

“Zara Toostra” hahaha

This is so sweet. I love the illustrations.

“Is Danganronpa really horror?” Dude gets churned into butter. You tell me.

Does Bartleby bother me because I feel kinship?

Maybe Tarantino wants to whine about this being a Battle Royale ripoff too.

Now do Communism.

Something about this writing style bugs me.

“How could a communist win an election?”

In describing how awesome Pipkin is, the narrator makes sure to include that he, “hates girls.”

Sigh.

I’m trusting you.

I’m enjoying this much more than I expected to. Not that I had low expectations.

He sleeps wearing earplugs, but an alarm wakes him up in the morning?