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Merry Christmas?

I’m on attempt #2 of reading this and i’m still not really vibing with it UGH

They’re already married idk what to tell them

The fact that she keeps talking out loud to her dead sister is…. Something

Absolutely insane first sentence btw

Guys this is cute and all that but there has been so much Taylor Swift….. like SO much

No she’s valid because why DOES she have to go to Connecticut

BREEEEE I MISSED YOU GIRL

Cream cheese and peanut butter filled jalapeños topped with golden raisins and feta? Be serious don’t serve your mother that bullshit

Looking at this page count with suspicion

Is this my first ya fantasy or something?? I’m literally the dumbest person in existence for not catching that

I do NOT believe she has brushed her teeth after drunk vomiting. Making out can wait

Heywhatthefuckisthis

I just know that when Mate comes out that I'm going to wish I had reread Bride so I'm going to get ahead of that

So the RIGHT response to someone telling you they have a body count in the HUNDREDS is “how often are you tested?” and not flirting back

drowning out all the bad reviews with the Conan Gray song

it's already described Heathcliff as not white.... so there's that

Yes it’s because of the goddamn movie

Great heavens 😮‍💨

Admittedly I do not like this narrator

“I smiled at the Red Knight with all the conviction of a flavored sparkling water.” Crazy work

Junior is giving me the ick

Hey so this is insane

Oh my god!

Did not realize this audiobook has the same narrator as my last audiobook

I’ve been reading this for a week and am only on page 60….

Hey so i WOULD be setting the building on fire if that happened to me

If someone ever got me a get well soon balloon bc I’m hungover i’m k1lling them

I didn’t plan on rereading but to this day people are telling me i should have listened to the audiobook so that’s what i’m doing

Listen i hate fracking as much as the rest of us but to use “frack” instead of “fuck” is NOT giving