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i feel like… I feel like if i read too much of this i will also start hallucinating weird shit

The way all the namedropping of brands just blends into one big mess in my head
Chefs kiss

pat you were born to be a tik tok lifestyle influencer wtf

“You can get dyslexia from pussy—“ mind you, this is my first impression of you.

thou mayest thou mayest THOU M A Y E S T

girl the bebis need names asap

Cathyyyy… you’re so… interesting

Off to an amazing start, Helen

No man has ever yearned as Dobbin has wtf

I protest too much about my love for medieval history because in “comprehensive books” that always means I have to get through all the archaeology beforehand. I mean its fun and interesting in its own way but i want to know what people thought and felttttt ugh

Becky you’re doing amazing sweetie

Guyssss it wasn’t even Helena Bonham Carter was it??? It was Olivia Cooke… i’m such a fake fan

Helena Bonham Carter knew what material she was working with

~ He Monica Lewinsky’d all on my blouse ~
would be a perfect example for other chapters with how often Billy Clinton’s affair has already been referenced

Well done so far, had to laugh when Mickey Mouse Watch was presented as priceless artifact

aaaand we’re drawing near to the genre-defining cricket match lads

now THAT’s MORE LIKE IT

Now I kind of want a book where a y2k panicker and a medieval doomsayer pre-1000 swap places

Jedes mal wenn hier jemand stirbt begrabscht jemand die nackte Leiche was ist denn da los

ich hab noch nie zuvor magical realism ausprobiert

Very inconveniently i am in love with Triss Merigold

I love biographies i really do

You do have to wonder whether the monkeys were better about sex than we are

Regression to the mean is so obvious and yet so hard to accept

Ego depletion is such a real concept

Thinking fast, slow, & in my case not at all

Is it normal and human to self-insert into your fave stories? Yes. Should you kill people over it? Idk Henry… idk…

I love love love reading the thoughts of someone who has clearly spent a lot of time thinking