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“My lady, facial hair is not a motive”

These two people are the worst at navigating the most basic of dating interactions. But yes I’m enjoying the book

Hear me out - leave the husband behind, marry the monster?

She didn’t change her oil for FOUR AND A HALF YEARS

Finally at this point we know why he didn’t explain anything. But I’m still annoyed

He couldn’t have given her a warning about this??? Be less mysterious

“It felt good to have the ability to disregard the opinion of a man”

This house is not messing around. It’s fighting WWE style

Reading this book every two years like it’s some kind of legal requirement

When Kathleen says GTFO, I will stand behind her 100%

“Tell Lord Trenear that I was too much of a bitch to tolerate” is the “Tell him it was me” I need

I feel like the haunted elements are just a tool in this drama and I’m a little disappointed

I respect that Cress has been trapped on a satellite for years, and the only thing she can think about once free is how hot Thorne is. The girl has priorities

A bombshell?! I did not see that coming

“I don’t know where all my missing socks go, but wherever they are, I hope they’re happy.”

Already so relatable

Not as scary (or scary at all) as I was hoping so far. But I may regret complaining later