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When Kathleen says GTFO, I will stand behind her 100%

“Tell Lord Trenear that I was too much of a bitch to tolerate” is the “Tell him it was me” I need

I feel like the haunted elements are just a tool in this drama and I’m a little disappointed

I respect that Cress has been trapped on a satellite for years, and the only thing she can think about once free is how hot Thorne is. The girl has priorities

A bombshell?! I did not see that coming

“I don’t know where all my missing socks go, but wherever they are, I hope they’re happy.”

Already so relatable

Not as scary (or scary at all) as I was hoping so far. But I may regret complaining later

It took me way too long to realize this is a Cinderella retelling 😄

Okay Eli 🔥

If she could please stop calling him a hot DILF. But “6 foot 5 piece of ass” is not better??? What’s happening? Is she supposed to be unlikable?

I’m rooting for the haar to eat all these corporate monsters 😠

I liked this better when it had no plot 😂. Why are we bringing in the mafia?

Mamoru, I ask you kindly, please stop saying what you think

Nooooo. No no no no no. Don’t do it, Mamoru. Zip it, Dr. Evil style

Gabe you’re killing me here

I always appreciate when there’s a cat and a self-aware house

No words, only screaming

AUNTIE FRANCES!! I am about to jump through this book to tell her something

“The distant alarm bells of her subconscious rang out”

Listen to them?!

Scarlet, you are being so dumb but I forgive you

I’m halfway through this chonky book and having the weirdest time

I’m cringing but feel compelled to finish to see where this goes 🫣