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Been reading this so slowly because I actually now care for these characters so much the idea of finishing the series is upsetting. Sweet Gregor and Lizzie and Ripred and Ares and Luxa. I can't believe we only have 100 pages left together

So glad im audiobooking this one. Love everytime they call a car a "hroodoodoo"

Also love how much "the science guides her", but then a page later her counterarguement to "fasting decreases muscle" is just "I strongly disagree" 😅

Started talking this seriously again for a second then got hit with her binge food being dried mangos and dried fruit being too high in sugar... Girl live a little

This was already losing me, but girl... BMI as a health measurement? 😂

So to summarise

-if you get hangry and get brain fog and lethargy then its a sign you need a metabolic reset

-but if you get bloated get brain fog lethargy, diarrhea and constipation while fasting, then that means it's working to clear your toxin pathways. Keep going!

... Right 😒

Some people I trust gave this good reviews and I'm curious because it feels like all my guy friends are obsessed with fasting so going into this open minded and curious about the information... But chapter 1 is reading so hard like a weight loss pill sales pitch 😅 trying to keep an open mind but alarm bells ringing

My turn at the library is ending so have to give this back but hoping to come back to it

Library hold is up! Didn't think I'd live to see the day

"her hair was pink. Yes... Pink" god, shut uuuup

The audiobook narrators choices for voices are kind of rough. It's all so... Dude 😂

Am I feeling another crime book right after the last one? Not really, but the library holds dictate the schedule

Incredibly funny that Elphaba's first word is "horrors" 😂

Was not prepared for Gayelette (what a name) to groom this poor boy

Take a shot for every "winnowed"

I kind of rly badly wanna dnf this, but this the one where every fan swears it gets good so I'm trying to stick it out

"I forgot how comfortable jeans are", crazy statement. Crazier even coming from the character who so far has been living in nightgowns

Idk how I feel about first person unreliable narrators. Isn't the idea we were inside Trisha's thoughts the entire book? Why would Trisha be lying to herself the entire time? Dk doesn't quite work for a reveal I don't think

Really struggling to take this blackmail seriously. Am I crazy or is "getting caught slashing a strangers tyres" not that life changing? Yeah you'll probably make less sales but... Grow up?? Face the music? No sympathy, I'm tired of taking this seriously

Spoiled it a little for myself by looking at reviews and I saw one that said "it gets better towards the end because it's ending" and while I did find that hilarious the sad truth is it is definitely getting worse as it's ending. So many stupid arguments in the past few chapters

Finding this absolutely delightful so far, the pig stories are adorable

Why did finding out Elvis paid his taxes make me respect him more 😭😂

I can't believe how much is happening all the time oh my god

Embarassed to say it JUST clicked that this os 2 different timelimes

Finding these characters so unlikeable

I am loving this so far!! Sad I have to put it down

Wow I hated the sex chapter 😭

Please stop saying moist

Fascinated with how modern these all feel considering it was published in 1983? Why do mens attitudes to feminism feel the same

Lulu needs some girlfriends badly