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Yanno, if The Count of Monte Cristo knows you have a kid, and that kid is alive (which we’ve established he does), he PROBABLY knows where such personage is. Just throwing that out there

This is an outrage!

“How do you poison someone without getting caught? Asking for a friend.”😂

Dumas’ really digging through the thesaurus for descriptions of this Edward kid

So now not only is Edmond a drug dealer, he's engaging in human trafficking. "Oh you have mistresses but I have a slave girl I fuck." Wow.

Say what now

The most volatile secret in the rare books world?!?!

"How do you do fellow kids, would you like to try some weed and oxy?" WHY DOES EDMUND KEEP PUSHING HASHISH AND OPIUM ON YOUNG PEOPLE? Is he a drug dealer now? I guess that's what happens when you go to prison.

This is gonna be a loooooong breakfast

Okay well if I wanted to read terrible stories about bunnies I’d read The Velveteen Rabbit ☹️☹️☹️☹️🔥🔥👎🏻👎🏻👎🏻

Oh Albert🙄🙄🙄

‘This is going to be the biggest thing in library news, maybe ever.’ Ya I mean the library news cycle is pretty hot but this is definitely a bit OTT

‘ate like a man who for the last four or five months had been condemned to partake of Italian cookery—that is, the worst in the world.’ Wowwwwwwwww, bro. Clearly you’ve never been to England.

That whole chapter was a novel in and of itself

That’s pretty damn dark

“I wouldn’t want a limb to get caught in its path.” FORESHADOW FORESHADOW FORESHADOW

Share the treasure? Do I have a mouse in my pocket?

I know abridged versions aren’t popular nowadays, but I feel like this chapter could have definitely been edited out of the book

This is giving crossing the River Styx vibes bro

No wine! What has he been drinking, water?!?

Jake, before you promise her how much she’ll like it in the future think about how much the 80 year olds like you know like the present

Does the reading deprivation include social media?

I’m guessing yes.

'Never underestimate the American bourgeoisie's capacity to embrace fascism under the name of populism.... And never underestimate the terror white America feels at the idea of a society in which racial equality has become the law of the land.'

I'm confused. So he thinks Sadie and Doris are sisters?

Whole Foods*! Not white trash Kroger but bougie Whole Foods. *not a sponsor… I presume

“Attraction? In this economy?” Lol

Who comes up with the names of CIA projects?

“I’m guessing it’s not arugula” is how I plan to answer every question from now on.

“What are we having for dinner?” “I’m guessing it’s not arugula”

Etc.

Dan Brown does love to write in italics

“Free will is overrated” -Dan Brown, 2025