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I'm confused. So he thinks Sadie and Doris are sisters?

Whole Foods*! Not white trash Kroger but bougie Whole Foods. *not a sponsor… I presume

“Attraction? In this economy?” Lol

Who comes up with the names of CIA projects?

“I’m guessing it’s not arugula” is how I plan to answer every question from now on.

“What are we having for dinner?” “I’m guessing it’s not arugula”

Etc.

Dan Brown does love to write in italics

“Free will is overrated” -Dan Brown, 2025

‘If you want to get on in life, there’s things you have to ignore, so you can keep on.’

Someone get this man a jigsaw!!! Ffs

Not saying it’s not a real place, but Crucifix Bastion sounds like the name of a psychedelic band leader

The emergency operators don’t speak Praguean or whatever language people in Prague speak?

Tender is the Night? There’s an obscure reference

How does one force oneself to sleep? Asking for a friend

He had eaten nothing all day?!?

If she’s studying the Florentine school why isn’t she in Florence

"At its very best, his voice sounds as if it were drifting over the walls of a tuberculosis sanitarium."🤣🤣🤣

‘I’m not on Instagram. Too many videos of people pointing at words.’ LOL Fair

I'm not sure how a ten-page chapter arguing romanticism isn't real because a billion eras ago before the Enlightenment and feminism existed, people just married for economic and political reasons, is supposed to convince anyone to stop being a romantic.

“I decide to leave Crane with the photos and notes. I feel like I have to.” You do have to, because he’s the police and they’re evidence

Obvious suspect is obvious

UNNECESSARY PROLOGUE ALERT

So Vauxhall is basically the Casa Bonita of the Regency world?

Absolutely no curiosity as to why. Hm okay

'You're only a rebel from the waist down.' Ouch

Dun dun dun! This plot is thickening like cornstarch

"What sort of food did you get in prison, Millie?" Probably the same sort of food you got in the mental institution, bitch.

THIS WOMAN IS THE MOST INSUFFERABLE WITCH IN ALL THE LAND

LOL The chapter on Sagittarius is🔥

'They invited me to join but they were only being polite!' 😂 Legitimately the funniest line in this book.

Why are people surprised there are so many French cheeses?

'You're not a spreadsheet, you're a person.' #affirmationoftheday #AOTD