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“Free will is overrated” -Dan Brown, 2025

‘If you want to get on in life, there’s things you have to ignore, so you can keep on.’

Someone get this man a jigsaw!!! Ffs

Not saying it’s not a real place, but Crucifix Bastion sounds like the name of a psychedelic band leader

The emergency operators don’t speak Praguean or whatever language people in Prague speak?

Tender is the Night? There’s an obscure reference

How does one force oneself to sleep? Asking for a friend

He had eaten nothing all day?!?

If she’s studying the Florentine school why isn’t she in Florence

"At its very best, his voice sounds as if it were drifting over the walls of a tuberculosis sanitarium."🤣🤣🤣

‘I’m not on Instagram. Too many videos of people pointing at words.’ LOL Fair

I'm not sure how a ten-page chapter arguing romanticism isn't real because a billion eras ago before the Enlightenment and feminism existed, people just married for economic and political reasons, is supposed to convince anyone to stop being a romantic.

“I decide to leave Crane with the photos and notes. I feel like I have to.” You do have to, because he’s the police and they’re evidence

Obvious suspect is obvious

UNNECESSARY PROLOGUE ALERT

So Vauxhall is basically the Casa Bonita of the Regency world?

Absolutely no curiosity as to why. Hm okay

'You're only a rebel from the waist down.' Ouch

Dun dun dun! This plot is thickening like cornstarch

"What sort of food did you get in prison, Millie?" Probably the same sort of food you got in the mental institution, bitch.

THIS WOMAN IS THE MOST INSUFFERABLE WITCH IN ALL THE LAND

LOL The chapter on Sagittarius is🔥

'They invited me to join but they were only being polite!' 😂 Legitimately the funniest line in this book.

Why are people surprised there are so many French cheeses?

'You're not a spreadsheet, you're a person.' #affirmationoftheday #AOTD

This Mother’s Day, celebrate by reading about a mom who bangs a 20 year old musician😜

There’s a point in this book, which is essentially Harry Styles fanfic, where the narrator references Out of the Woods from Taylor Swift’s album about her relationship with Styles, 1989. And as far as meta references go it is 👌🏻 chef’s kiss

‘It’s Christmas. You’re supposed to spend all day making dinner and then complain that you spent all day making dinner and no one appreciates it; it’s part of the magic.’

Age is just a number, baby! Well except when it comes to things like driving and voting and being president and social security, BUT ASIDE FROM THAT just a number

‘Winston? Sounds yummy.’ More like the name of a terrier.

Well that was an unexpected turn