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This motherfucker called off 2 weddings in 1 year. I hope his parents stop funding his douchebaggery. 😑

Ooo. Ashleigh needs to chill and forgive Daphne. Daphne needs to stop being a drama hoe and forgive Miles. Miles needs to stop being a little bitch and apologize properly. Jeez louise with this bunch...

I don't like her Dad. Don't understand why they're choosing to hang with him, but okay I guess. It's making the book feel longer than it should be...

This one is very romcom.

I sincerely hope the two ex fiancés who ran off together do not end up together. Maybe I'm petty, but the way they handled it was so fucked up I have no desire to see their relationship end happily.

Wow, this guy is an asshole. Just right from the jump. Total dick.

I hate this book. Written by a 12 year old for 12 year olds.

Don't like Ms. Parker.

Come on, Zott! That's what I'm talking about!

If I finish this it'll be a testament to....idk...something

Oh, so this is pornhub. lmao

I feel defeated. I don't think that's how I should feel at this point, but Elizabeth isn't fighting. Not saying she isn't a fighter, but she isn't fighting. She is standing firm but that's not the same thing. She can't take on patriarchy by herself. She can only shine the light on how harmful it is, and so I'm feeling a bit defeated.

Something about this book makes me nervous. I just know that it can all go to shit in the blink of an eye.

In love with Elizabeth Zott. How can you not be?

My heart just broke. OMG. Poor Elizabeth. Have I ever been this devastated?

I'm gonna be devastated when Calvin dies. I just know it. They're so freaking cute.

Love that little note; "the #2 pencil she always kept tucked behind her ear." Fuck yeah.

OMG what hot garbage. Life sucks and then you die

Jesus...fucking...christ...

I'm ready for this to be over.

This reads like the outline of a novel, but the fully written novel...

Wow, this poor girl. The sad part is she thinks she's so grown up, so mature, so in control. She has no idea...

This has to be satire. Ain't no way. This HAS to be satire!

Aye bendito. This character thinks she's special. She has no idea how basic she is. I am going to die reading about her being manipulated and abused. It's giving Surrender the Pink.

Okay, I'm sorry, I'm gonna backtrack: the way I WOULD HAVE NEVER LEFT THAT ROOM!!! A belligerent drunk enters a room and DEMANDS to speak with my lover/GF/friend/sister/some random woman I do not know--I AM NOT LEAVING. That man can kindly and swiftly GO AND FUCK HIMSELF.

Oh no, I hate this. Ain't no way I'm continuing this series. TRIGGER WARNING: PHYSICAL ABUSE

Wild to think that when Catherine was a young woman homosexuality wasn't as widely accepted (tolerated) as it is now. Except, I guess we're still dealing with this bullshit, so I shouldn't be too surprised.

oh God, it's gonna be one of those stories. Alex, get it together. You're too self aware to be THIS masochistic. Caleb is a twat. Catherine, find someone else. You can literally have anyone. Maybe pick someone who has their shit together? Who knows what they want? It's not your job to save her 🙄

Hmm. I don't know if these two fit together. We're still early, so we'll see. But I immediately don't like either of these two characters...

"I have just made a dangerous enemy." Is this book supposed to be intentionally kitschy? Campy? God, I hope so.