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Goodness, I love these two.

My Taylor Swift bestie finally released her book <3

Don't judge me for stopping at 93%; I have an essay to write and must be responsible *sobs*.

O.M. G. I have never hated a character so much in my life. I'm gonna need the rest of the day off to process this villainy.

Me: *reads for almost two hours and checks location in the book after EVERYTHING keeps going wrong*

Book: *increases 8% with still half of the book remaining*

Me: *CRIES*

"I have learned that if you must leave a place that you have lived in and loved and where all your yesterdays are buried deep -- leave it any way except a slow way, leave it the fastest way you can."

I've never agreed with an endorsement of a book more than Hemingway's thoughts on West With The Night: "Markham can write rings around all of us who consider ourselves writers..."

I should've known that I'd fall in love with the writing style of a book that Ernest Hemingway called "... a bloody wonderful book."

I want to write an intelligent, witty update, but the only thing I can say is AGHHHHHH.