Zoulfa Katouh > Recent Status Updates

okay so if i had a penny every time i made a goodreads status about something a character is or does or just wondering about them, and then i get hit with a twist involving said character that i really didn’t think would happen i would have two pennies for now but i think i’m gonna have more in the future bc i don’t think this is an accident now

i love me a "who did this to you" but damn i wish the who was still alive so arin could have murdered them 3 :( :(

lmao the sea scene at the beginning was funny

YA ALLAH I AM SO CLOSE TO THE END ALHUMDULILAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

mmmm

"i will shoot everyone here!" made me die from laughter lmaooooooooo she's so iconic and mother

i really like his name :p

oho!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

brooooooooooo what is it with the incest in this serieeeeeeessssss is it to hammer in how vile sebastian is? THERE ARE OTHER WAYS

if i ever become a vampire, i'm walking right into the sun whilst gargling garlic infused holy water

like i'd ever give up eating cheeseburgers, nachos, sour gummies, fried chicken, and food in general. CHEESE?!!

izzy: what's the point in wasting a perfectly good brick wall when you have someone to throw against it? that's what i always say!

that's what you always say? you, a seventeen year old, have ALWAYS said that? izzy, baby, i love you, but you have to drop the femme fatale james bond sidekick persona and go attend concerts and take a trip to yosemite and paraglide and eat so much chocolate cake.

clary: "why can't you talk to me?"
jace: "because i love you."
clary: "sounds good to me!!" smooch smooch

lmaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

brother zachariah is here
cool


very cool. cool

all cool

spent the entire book wondering what jude’s hair color
was. i thought it was black lol.

me: i've connected the two dots
shannon: you didn't connect sh!t
me: i've connected them

sh!t's crazy man

oh wow we’re beginning with mess!

take a shot of milk every time clary forgets to breathe

i think all the siblings in this series have a clause in their contract where they have to french for a minimum of one minute

clary after knowing sebastian for five minutes: so we move to LA. my father gets a job at the palm restaurant. my uncle junior works there who was a jehovah's witness, believe it or not. he went from catholic to jehovah. so basically, my grandmother wanted us all to switch from catholic to jehovah, you know?

AYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY I GOT TO THE INFAMOUS PART YOURE MY SISTER I SHOULD PROTECT YOU BLA BLA OH GOD WHY ARE THEY KISSING RIGHT NOW THEY THINK THEY'RE SIBLINGS HELP WHAT IS THISSSSSSS

magnus bane is the only one i care about 💜

actually crying at how jace is trying to convice clary that who cares if they're siblings let's just date!!! pls 😂😂😂😂😂😂

this is so freaking cute as a lover of the arts i am having so much fun

do simon’s parents not care where he is ever?

oh.

bro kevin suuuuucksss not a spoiler or anything but i can’t root for privileged people who watch other people’s misery and be like eh whatever. not sure if we’re supposed to root for him? bc i’m not

“vlad vadikoff from horton hears a who voice” here come the water slide

NO I'M REALLY SCARED

bro i'm so freaking scared lol