Zoulfa Katouh > Recent Status Updates

oh.

bro kevin suuuuucksss not a spoiler or anything but i can’t root for privileged people who watch other people’s misery and be like eh whatever. not sure if we’re supposed to root for him? bc i’m not

“vlad vadikoff from horton hears a who voice” here come the water slide

NO I'M REALLY SCARED

bro i'm so freaking scared lol

i’m just laying in bed staring at the dark ceiling listening to this book because i can’t stop. i have to start drifting off to sleep but sleep seems so silly now.

she’s crossing so many boundaries but i too would kill for a marble kitchen island and ceiling to floor glass windows so i can’t fault her

i didn’t think i’d be laughing but i am? it’s not that the scenes are funny but it’s just so horrible i can’t stop laughing

this is so crazy and so good i’m eating my hands

hehe

owen is the definition of “oh no mister kidnapper please don’t hurt meee” “don’t worry i’m not gonna touch you” “whyyy noooo—“

WHAT THE HELL IS THIS BOOK DID YOU KISS THE RPG BEFORE BAZOOKA-ING ME???

lol i’m full on crying in the office at work

this is the only hallmark christmas book to ever exist btw

they’re everything to me it’s crazy

:(

pleasantly surprised to see the muslim rep being good. as soon as i saw the alcohol being brought up, i was like here we go again but we, in fact, did not here go again!!

and as a whole ramy is a compelling, brilliant, strong character and i love this. yay!

*laughs nervously* what the fuck

oh sweet sweet dark academia, i fall into your autumn embrace

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELLLLLL WHAT THE HELL I WAS DUSTING MY BOOKSHELVES AND FELL TO MY KNEES IN SHOCK WHAT??!!! WHAT!

OH YEAH THIS IS WHAT COCAINE FEELS LIKE

i’m holding my jaw in my hands because it has fell so abruptly and sharply what

this is cinematography

lmao i thought this was gonna go one way and it went in another but okay!!!!

this some cute shit right here

this might be the prettiest way ever to string words together to form sentences in a book

i’m so stressed LMAOOO