Zoulfa Katouh > Recent Status Updates

*laughs nervously* what the fuck

oh sweet sweet dark academia, i fall into your autumn embrace

WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELL WHAT THE HELLLLLL WHAT THE HELL I WAS DUSTING MY BOOKSHELVES AND FELL TO MY KNEES IN SHOCK WHAT??!!! WHAT!

OH YEAH THIS IS WHAT COCAINE FEELS LIKE

i’m holding my jaw in my hands because it has fell so abruptly and sharply what

this is cinematography

lmao i thought this was gonna go one way and it went in another but okay!!!!

this some cute shit right here

this might be the prettiest way ever to string words together to form sentences in a book

i’m so stressed LMAOOO

i'M GONNA DIEDIODIHJDLKJEDL EJLE

this book tastes different … idk how to explain it … even tho my job is literally writing lol … anyway … i’m very normal about them ??!! very normal 🫨😵‍💫🤪

i feel like i’m swimming in a pool of cocaine 🥰

time for some whorism~

is nature healing? after a six months drought, i think we’re back.

*wwe audience cheering*

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS BOOK 🤬


[sobs]

wasn’t feeling it in the beginning but now i’m locked in 🚙

🙂

god i missed those two so much. the audiobook is like watching a romcom!!

oh great it’s the author’s daughter narrating and i’ve burst into tears just from the introduction i see this will also wring me dry of my feelings 😭

yeah i’m not going hiking or anything in any place called death valley!!! y’all stay safe out there no siree bob thank you no

if i did any of those hikes, this book would be over so fast. not bc i’d be beat (i love hiking) but bc my gangly uncoordinated ass will slip and fall to my untimely and tragic death for sure for sure.

him: you doing ok—
me, [the will ferrel meme video]: YOU SHUT UP! I’M SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW YOU SHUT UP

there is something bone-deep wrenching about this book

what is going AWWWNNNNNN?!!!!

do NOT start this at 2:00 am. DO NOT!

arab countries watching europe and the west descend into vampire chaos: what the f*** is that kid doing
europe and west: THE VOICES 👹👹👹

tana at the drive-thru: what do you want?
gavriel: 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓸𝓾𝓵𝓼 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓲𝓷𝓷𝓸𝓬𝓮𝓷𝓽
tana: a bagel
gavriel: 𝓝𝓞
tana: two bagels

some of the thoughts i’ve collected till now:
1. the fact arab countries haven’t been mentioned makes me assume this whole mess hasn’t reached us and we’re actually chilling vampire-less
2. i am extremely locked in and i love the little lores that make the world building so well rounded like bounty hunter reality tv shows and live feeds
3. gavriel is such a drama queen oh my god i love this emo weirdo