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"You're all cowards."
- The Last Words Of Fen Riorson (Redaxted)

GET THEIR ASS FEN GET THEIR ASS

🤨🤨🤨🤨 the dragons knew too and she's not like ??? pausing for a second ???

🤨 wait isn't it illegal for them to be in groups of three or more. that's like 7 marked ones

GIRL THEY'RE DESTROYING HER ROOM 😭

"I know. I know. And if you don't want to use that kind of power again, you don't have to-"

"Get the fuck away from her with that nonsense."

AHAHAHAHA

XADEN IS THE ONLY BITCH HERE I RESPECT

"Do you boys want to just whip it out and measure? It would be faster?"

atp it would :/ dain getting on my last nerve

(jakarta, drunk reviews (twilight) voice) "oh my god he broke the bed!!!!"

hehehe ok xaden showing up to murder is hitting the fanfiction part of my brain

ROMANTASY BOOKS HAVING A CONCEPT OF TOXIC MEN IS SENDING ME

"When do we get to kill Violet Sorrengail?"

girl soon hopefully :/

this is still poorly edited and written. it's written like the combination of an undergrad paper every generic public health research article ever.

i mean there's some novel concepts but goddamn

"My chest clenches as my brain spins the calculation quickly. Almost twenty percent."

girl fym almost 20%. you just did the math wrong and i'm supposed to think you're smart 😭

honestly kinda poorly written and edited, for a public health researcher. the sentences are long and rambling and i'm spotting mechanical mistakes left and right. it makes the message confusing

"The friends they'd made were what mattered in the end. Not the enemies."

shut.. the fuck up 🚬

hey ruhn what the FUCK

girl how would they not plan for the asteri knowing. it breaks the worldbuilding that the asteri, as all knowing borderline holy beings that have existed for probably around 20k+ years *didn't* know, and had to be told by the harpy. like. what

uh pause too i know ithan holstrom has drank water in the past few days. where's the asteri parasite (astericite, if u will)

"Imperial trolls tried to insist it was fake, planting comments that it was a manipulated video.."

girl imagine being an imperial basement dwelling 4channer. who is on the internet doing that. sjm your millennial is showing

NOT THE DEWORMER 😭 JESIBAAAAA

mm. bryce taking the mask from nesta and wielding it so easily is so

mid dude

actually if i'm being so fr it's battle music 6 that popped into my head but the cursed shadowlands one is the one that popped into my head

(TERROR IN THE TREES FROM THE BG3 OST BLASTING IN THE DISTANCE)

ITHAN VS SIGRID REMATCH

dam ruhn said ALL DAY EVERY DAY THERAPIST MOTHER MAID NYMPH THEN A VIRGIN LESS THAN A SERVANT JUST AN APPENDAGE LIVE TO ATTEND HIM SO THAT HE NEVER LIFTS A FINGER

this tries so hard to be feminist im negl

yeah the logic of cc3 doesn't jive with cc1

crescent city as a series is basically sjm being like you know what would be cool? you know what would be cool???? you know what would be cool?????

rn it's you know what would be cool? half angel.... half demon 💔

actually this is stupid. why isn't ruhn team cave

this book is such a blitz of a shit show. sigrid being yanked from a tank to the viper queen to death to being a fucking REAPER is CRAZY

WHY IS THIS BITCH MAD THAT ITHAN KILLED HER

👁️ the prow is carved like a stag, you say

god i miss aelin

"Bryce had an intimate connection to the sprite community"

GIRL WHY WOULD YOU SAY THAT. "LGBT COMMUNITY" TYPE SHIT. I JUST CRINGED SO HARD

actually. update. jesiba and nesta are the only bitches i respect

nesta is the only bitch i respect