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🤨 didn't you learn from the last book that the organism was passed up through the food chain???

nah i gotta clock this. unless you're using gorilla glue, them nails are not breaking skin

"I like to think I've domesticated her wildness a bit."

BOOOOOOO THIS MAN CAN'T HANG

"air gapped computer" dog take out the network adapter ? that computer was not air gapped

former theatre kids pulling off a quick change for dan 🙂‍↕️

the way john martin should be dead 😅

did. did esrom repeat that same factoid about regeneration from the first book

not chemerra bequeathing her legacy to this goober oh my God

"Dan had always considered himself the ultimate pragmatist, logical and aloof..

'But using emotions to build an empire? Not convinced.'"

that's bc you're a dumbass dude. again idk how a predictive scientist (one who also correctly pointed out the hondurans would panic in response to US officials in hazmat suits) would feel skeptical about the role of fucking Nationalism

once again dan is a dumbass. how are you the complex systems guy and you're like "yeah these protesters have a messiah complex :/"

wait are the pegasus surveillance drones a reference to the israeli spyware 😭

dan is such a dumbass dude

assembler

you mean assembly ???

the lack of commas in compound sentences is making me uncomfortable

a scientist doesn't know what huntington's is or if it's genetic like

dude cmon

my girl rachel the biologist out here existing to "open" to advances and having "willing" responses

i refuse to believe a man who was in ~syncrenomics~ doesn't know what a eukaryote is

girl the cdc does not have the authority to enforce a quarantine in honduras

what woman would take unlabeled pills from a man (while he watches her undress)

i'm literally the can't help but notice how misogyny bleeds through the cracks of normal interactions meme

🤨 and now a female meteorologist can't remember the effects of el niño on americans ???

deadass stuck between wanting to get through this part bc i know ill have a nightmare and rolling my eyes

girl you would not want to makeout at -4000 feet facing your imminent demise like the oceangate!!!

a little more interesting but men really are terrible at writing women. i refuse to believe a biologist would say math has no use in biology

god not the obligatory action novel dogshit misogynistic romance

"neuro-sys"?

NEUROSIS?

wait wait wait this edition was released in 2023 and she's talking about tnm 7th edition??? was this section not updated??? rollout for tnm 9 started in 2025??? we were in 8th by 2016 and that had hormone receptors too

did.. dr love key-jingle 9/11 in front of our faces to get us to follow along with a metaphor ?

i mean do what you gotta do girl but cancer cells being terrorists is. a lot. i liked mukherjee's explanation of cancer being more like our shadow self better 😭

wanted to tackle a few common primary sites and got this book like a year ago, and i'm facing fourth wing exhaustion so i decided to balance it out with some science

i was lowkey kinda worried because this is patient oriented but I've honestly really enjoyed her writing style. it's informative but also really conversational

LMFAOOOOO XADEN GOT VENIN'D

oh nvm they killed her mom. ok idc

NO SHE'S KILLING ANDARNA I WILL KMS