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"COME TO REASON"????? "I NEED YOU AT MY SIDE"?????

NEED I REMIND YOU OF THE LITERAL KNIFE TO HER BACK AND THE WAY SHE WAS ABOUT TO BE SPIRITED AWAY TO BE STUDIED???

ok. ok i know that nezha's not full on villain. i'm aware. comma that's an insane thing to write

chewing off my arm because i'm working and i know you're supposed to read the drowned faith after chapter five

also. idk i can't tell if this is a Bother Point but the way that rin is just CONSTANTLY bodied by her incompetence is a lot. first she learns in sinegard, then from altan, then from vaisra. the constant references to how stupid she Was while also having to get Southern Tactics tutorials is so :|

"There you are." He reached a hand out to stroke her cheek. "Did you miss me?"

"Get back," she said. "Sit down."

He held his hands up and obeyed, crossing his legs on the dark floor. "Whatever you say, darling."

whoa whoa whoa. roll it the FUCK back

rin at the end of book 2: i'm your damn army 🔥\o/🔥
rin at the beginning of book 3: fuck you kitay i will Not be practicing to get good at swordplay again

A BACKSTAB? A LITERAL BACKSTAB???

"It's ✨malaria✨"

drunk epidemiologist king kitay

"Yes, I know he’s a prick. But I also know that he’d throw himself off a cliff for you. Please stop trying to break him."

ough interesting line from kitay

WHAT THE FUCK!!!

"You are allowed to feel.. But don't feel bad for him.. That boy was miserable. You let him go."

"You would be stunned." The Sorqan Sira looked very sad. "You have no idea how many men are like Altan Trengsin."

ough. i ache

“How strategic,” Kitay said. “Don’t need the Empire getting hold of good ship wood.”

“Do you have to be like this?” Rin asked.

“Just complimenting Jinzha.”

kitay is truly The character of all time

FEDERATION SOLDIERS?

hooooough medical racism

flipped from niang ? to KITAY???? in 20 seconds flat jesus FUCKING christ

JESUS CHAGHAN AND ALTAN BEING A MOTH AND A FLAME RESPECTIVELY IS SO!!! SO !!!!!!!

1: emily woo zeller honestly has such an exquisite voice for storytelling but the voice acting with men is. yikes
2: vaisra ~= arobynn and it's making me uncomfortable and intrigued
3: child soldiers entering the capital and marveling at how life can go on when the rest of the country has been ravaged by war is. ough.

complex feelings about vaisra in this club

kitay's taxes 3

“I mean, if that ship were a person, I would fuck that ship,” said Baji.

HELLO?

she's nailing the seriousness better this time around but man. two hours of this audiobook in the car is a beat down

"While sectors grew so inbred that they developed the corporate equivalent of a Habsburg jaw."

I MEAN... HE'S NOTHING IF NOT EVOCATIVE

"In other words, anytime you see good products produced ethically and offered at fair prices, it's because the world from which those products emerged punishes cheating: low quality, poor labor practices, and high prices all cost the company more than it stands to make from indulging them."

🫤

BIOLOGICAL WARFARE WITH PLAGUE ????

"You children, murmured the Phoenix. You absurd, ridiculous children. My children."

M. WELL THAT'S CREEPY.

CHEMICAL WEAPONS?

is. is sunni schizophrenic or is this divine schizophrenia

squints

i think it's just because the characters are too

self aware ?

thus far. this is very YA, very girlboss. i mean good on her for escaping being a child bride but

actually come to think of it it's interesting that this is the first mention of malaria like it wasn't one of the primary evolutionary forces ???

how do i not know shit about things like the great oxygenation event

LMAO DID NESTER HAVE HIM KILLED DELIBERATELY SOMEHOW