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Alex is 48% done
somewhere in the back of my brain i knew tornadoes were uncommon in europe but to say conquistadors brought the concept back to spain is crazy
— Sep 18, 2026 02:15PM
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Alex is 83% done
"We don't need to understand why or how nitrogen kills Taumoeba. We just need to breed nitrogen-resistant Taumoeba."

black box epidemiology. attakid
— Sep 20, 2026 05:18PM
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Alex
Alex is 81% done
JESUS CHRIST EVA STRATT?
— Sep 20, 2026 05:08PM
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Alex
Alex is 80% done
"You're a coward and you're full of shit."

THE WAY I 🫢
— Sep 20, 2026 05:05PM
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Alex
Alex is 77% done
"Use third han--hmm. Get beetles. I make new screws."

ily rocky
— Sep 20, 2026 04:47PM
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Alex
Alex is 73% done
is this the galvanizing force for getting grace on the ship. yes. but why were shapiro and dubois in the same area
— Sep 20, 2026 03:46PM
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Alex
Alex is 73% done
ugh. when and where did grace live where kids respected their teachers and that shit didn't keep him up at night
— Sep 20, 2026 03:42PM
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Alex
Alex is 66% done
grace saying "oh dear" in a very titanic-is-snapping-in-half situation is so fucking funny
— Sep 20, 2026 03:00PM
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Alex
Alex is 60% done
"The point is," DuBois said, "you are, somehow, special to Ms. Stratt. I had assumed you two were engaged in sexual congress."

i love her
— Sep 20, 2026 02:27PM
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Alex is 60% done
finding the taumeba is super cute and makes sense and all but all i can think is on a microscopic scale doesn't it make sense that astrophage evolved to leave adrian and therefore might have some advantage (maybe not now) but later that lets it evade it
— Sep 20, 2026 02:25PM
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Alex
Alex is 48% done
"Humanity has been accidentally causing global warming for a century. Let's see what we can do when we really set our minds to it."

well that's fucking insane. love u eva
— Sep 18, 2026 02:18PM
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