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Somebody get all these harlequins away from me, I'm addicted 💀

"The Isle of Espiritu Santu, November 1623"

Here we go ✨✨✨🏴‍☠️

The length of this book was too intimidating so I got the audiobook... which is 31h36min 🤯 At least I won't be mad if I don't like it, that's like four books for the price of one 😝

🚨🚨🚨🚨 Oh my god! WTH?!!! The most unforgivable thing has happened! I didn't even know it could happen in fiction of any kind 🤯except maybe John Wick movies 💀💀💀

am i the only reader that scoffs at hot 'just woke up' make out sessions because she can't let go of the fact that is morning breath yet gets annoyed when authors acknowledge it and ruin the escapism? •⩊•

I swear if it wasn't because there's another book after this I would blacklist you miss Balogh 😭 why are you breaking my soul so? 💔😭

Against the wall pants scene 🔥🔥 🗣️ AGAINST THE WALL PANTS SCENE 🔥🔥🔥😍😍

I'm listening to the audiobook, but even though the narrators are doing all the work, I'm bored... She's not spitfire-y enough and he's not mysterious enough. I'm getting blah vibes...

Someone direct witless Charis and self-centered Henry down the nearest cliff 💀

Not me feeling illiterate because I had to reread the first few pages like three times before my brain dusted off the "big words" shelf 🥲

OMG FORGET EVERYHTING CONTRAPOINTS JUST DROPPED A NEW VIDEO 😭😭 (yes, my heart is screaming ♡)

Oh no, I think this is the first time the classic McNaught betrayal won't work for me 🥀

Julie repeated their order into the microphone—two cheeseburgers, two french fries, two Cokes.

“That’ll be $5.09,” the voice said over the microphone.

This more than anything is giving last century...

The secretary-surrogate father-frigid mother-unhinged sister-sherif love polygon is making me very uncomfortable 🙃

I'm more terrified of what the unhinged sister might do than any other character 🫠

Her shoulder had tingled where Gray touched it, and her swelling nipples throbbed, making her blush and duck her head.

Holy crap, he's 19 and she's 11, how about we stick to blushes and maybe butterflies for now 🙃💀

My MM era happened during my uni years and it was exclusively yaoi/bl (hurray for Japan's automated system where I didn't have to look any librarians in the eye~) I just found used copies of one of my favorites of the time! Let's hope it's as hot and sweet as I remember~

While I enjoyed Duke of Midnight, I can't go through another "duke pursues proper wife while seducing the defenseless heroine" 🙃 This better be a The Silver Devil situation 💀

"A seagull?!" 😂😂😂😭😭💀💀💀 omg this book is hilarious

Four books for one credit and it's narrated by Troy Duran?! 💳💥💳💥💳💸

Goodreads isn't letting me update on her books but just to say that any author with a line such as: “I don’t want to sound ignorant,” I say to Sadie as we ascend the gentle slope up to the vines, “but shouldn’t there be a crew of people with questionable work visas picking these grapes for us?” deserves to be boycotted. So fuck you Sophie Lark.

"Bernard took off across the field, his long legs and flapping coat conspiring to give him the appearance of a giant stork attacking a mollusk."

It's the 'conspiring' that killed me 😂😂😂 This book is hilarious! I keep bursting into laughter ♡😂

In my croneling era waiting to mature into full cronehood~~ 🥰　

oh no... that trailer description 🤧 that carpet! what do you mean the color of "bodily fluids" 🤧🤧 i don't even wear outside clothes in my house... i don't think i can do this 😵‍💫

the potential for angst in this one might be cataclysmic! I'm literally trembling with anticipation *readies tissues and comfy blankets*

This should've ended 100 pages ago 🫠😴

Someone tell me the hero gains a spine? Or a stiffer cane at least 😮‍💨😒

Ugh an exhibition scene 😒

Oh, the audiobook has... ambient sounds? I haven't encountered that before...

Ugh, a bittersweet ending, heavy on the bitter... I don't know how I feel about that. But since it's 1 am, that's tomorrow's me's problem ✌️ RTC