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Just got eight books in the mail. I need to drag my ass out of this book funk I've been in since 2015 jfc

The word 'slut' makes my eye twitch. Why is it still allowed to publish these sexist slurs idgi. (And they're talking about a blouse. A slutty blouse...)

That was the most random thing I've ever read

Ahhhh I love Clayton

iTunes played Mr. Brightside and now I really wanna reread The Mighty Storm. But ughhhh the angst

HAPPY NEW YEAR! It's finally 2017 and the fucking cursed 2016 is dead! Hopefully I'll get my reading mojo back this year

I haven't read anything since September what have I become

Okay I've had this book on currently reading since the beginning of June maybe it's time to give up and DNF lol. It just feels so wrong cause I loved this trilogy so hard back when I read it in 2014.

I feel so dirty for loving this so much lmao

The formatting is so cool I don't even care about the story lol

I hate how the women are always referenced to as "the wives". Just bunch of wives of men, that's all they are.

I'm reading only the Travis and Abby parts and I CAN'T BELIEVE TOTO IS DEAD

I've been in a reading slump since last year when will this end????? Like usually I read about 200 books in a year but this year I've read less than 50 D:

I don't like this new homepage at all :/ So cluttered

"I wanted to give you this."

This broke. my. heart.

WHAT

Rereading because I'm in a serious book funk and Travis always helps

This is a novella and it's taken me over a week to read it and I'm not even halfway through.... erotica and bdsm are just so fucking boring

”Hey, do you, like, I know you smoke, but do you happen to deal? I mean deal weed. Not, like, ‘with issues.’”

lmao I love Scarlett

Kinda in the mood to read sports romance because I'm so hyped about the ice hockey world championship final (GO FINLAND), kinda too fucking nervous to read anything right now because Canada is leading us 1-0 asdfghjsasdf

So much slutshaming but it's still so good I'm conflicted D:

”Maybe you should take a long, hard look at yourself in the mirror and ask, ‘Why do I continue to give head?’ and maybe you’ll figure out, like all the rest of the cheerleading squad, you were born to do it, and that’s your fate in life. To suck a quarterback’s dick.”

WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST READ

"And one time, she was so pissed at my mom, she stole Mom's car and gave it to a homeless guy in exchange for his dog."

this would be me

WHAT IS HAPPENING

Okay but why do the horses have to die???

This dude is making me feel so uncomfortable

"I could tell with one glance that she was one of those. She was a vegan. No, worse. Much, much worse.
A juicer. A raw, vegan juicer."

Scarlett's reaction to vegans is me as fuck lmao

Yall I can't believe I'm already 30 pages into a book! It's been forever since I've made it past the first page omg could this be the end of the funk!?

When will this book funk end oh my gosh it's been almost a month since I last read a book????

Who throws away a brand new Balenciaga just because their ex bought it D: Or returns a fucking Maserati!? Her self-control is amazing.