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Jade
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Who throws away a brand new Balenciaga just because their ex bought it D: Or returns a fucking Maserati!? Her self-control is amazing.
— Mar 25, 2016 07:22PM
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”Our turkey had burned to a crisp on the outside, but was rare on the inside, my soufflé fell, and Benta’s try at haricots verts produced water-logged beans as limp as drunk dick.”
Sounds like my cooking lmao even my dogs wont eat the shit I make.
— Mar 24, 2016 09:07PM
Sounds like my cooking lmao even my dogs wont eat the shit I make.
