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Just got to the “twist” everyone raves about. Super lame. I hate that I wasted twelve bucks on this.

"The life of this house just…stopped. It has no soul, no family: a Pinocchio house yearning to become real. That’s all houses truly want, right? To one day become a home?"

"But sometimes the best kind of help a friend can offer is to just stop helping."

pleasebegoodpleasebegoodpleasebegood

This book as been dead weight in my kindle for like a week… might be a DNF.

I know it’s just the beginning but I’m not enjoying this one as much as Book of Azrael :-/

Or snap, the Masques might know about Leon O.O

“Love is the purest form of destruction there is.”

I think the info dump is finally over…

….how did I not know this book was 800 pages before I started it?!

Rookie move, Sterling. Anyone with more than 5 hours in Skyrim would have seen that coming.

“Color me impressed, Dustin. I did always hope that you were capable of retaining more than just grease.”

I saw it coming and still gasped.

How does Carissa Broadbent word things like this?! Like. A simple sentence shouldn’t be so beautiful that it makes me soul ache.

I was advised to read this book without reading the description first and I can honestly say I have no idea what’s going on.

Ok fine. That was awesome.

I know there isn’t any romantic plot in Mason or Quill’s stories but I could totally ship them.

Yep…..stiiiiiill reading this book.

I wondered when we’d hear from good ol’ Quilliam again. Seems like we haven’t seen him in a couple of books.

Okay, fine. That was actually pretty cool…

“”“How do you know so much about carnivorous plants and yet so little about human things like doctors and buttholes?””

“I knew I wasn’t necessarily the sharpest tool in the shed, but this was an extra stupid time to be thinking about Santa, even for me.”

I know Artemis’ domicile is called Paradise but the author describes it as boiling hot way to frequently for it to seem like a paradise. I’m from Northern California. Give me some crisp and sunny 70s with a nice sea breeze!

“Don’t let anybody convince you that California isn’t cold.” I spent more than half my life in Sonoma County. Sometimes there was frost!

Why yes, I am *still* reading this book. I think this is day four. Yikes.

WHAAAATTTT???!!!!??!!??!!! :-O

I don’t usually have trouble suspending my disbelief with this author but I don’t understand why they’re targeting Mason for this sword when it was actually Herald/Dustin/Asher who were instrumental in acquiring it…

GASP.

Oh shit, Belphegor. Well. That’s a plan alright.