echo1440’s Reviews > Halo Goodbye > Status Update

“”“How do you know so much about carnivorous plants and yet so little about human things like doctors and buttholes?””

“I knew I wasn’t necessarily the sharpest tool in the shed, but this was an extra stupid time to be thinking about Santa, even for me.”

I know Artemis’ domicile is called Paradise but the author describes it as boiling hot way to frequently for it to seem like a paradise. I’m from Northern California. Give me some crisp and sunny 70s with a nice sea breeze!