Status Updates From Halo Goodbye (Sins of the F...

Humans, why is it that first contact, ends with either: run and hide, fight to kill, relations or eat it

Okay, fine. That was actually pretty cool…

“”“How do you know so much about carnivorous plants and yet so little about human things like doctors and buttholes?””

“I knew I wasn’t necessarily the sharpest tool in the shed, but this was an extra stupid time to be thinking about Santa, even for me.”

I know Artemis’ domicile is called Paradise but the author describes it as boiling hot way to frequently for it to seem like a paradise. I’m from Northern California. Give me some crisp and sunny 70s with a nice sea breeze!