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hrmmmmmmm. not exactly what i thought it was going to be.

dense ,

please god may it end

was reading this at the nail salon and couldn’t even explain myself to the tech,,,,,,,,, what am i doing reading humbert humberts thoughts?

nymphet this and nymphet that. whatever hubert

the frustrating thing about reading this book is i’ve gotten to the part where the bad guys start getting punished for their malfeasance, but these fucking people did the most disgusting heinous despicable things that no punishment could ever be enough than taking all their money, investing it in rehabilitation, and then shooting them dead.

name a more iconic duo than the sacklers and being the most despicable, heinous, disgusting, heartless, selfish, idiotic, virgin, no bitches, no friends, no drip, hideous, (etc) family ever

someone hand me a gun #sacklersrthedevil #sacklerhaterz4eva

what did quotations marks ever do to you people? did they rob you blind? why not just pop em in there , man?

both dense and then also so readable? but also only dense at times

both hate and love bret ellis bc he’s very talented and his stuff is entertaining but then also he’s pompous and arrogant and i bet is a terrible friend

he’s so goooooood he’s insane but really talented

i don’t have a book mark

found in a free book library thing in the middle of the rocky mountains, translated by molly ringwald what girl 😭😭

so interesting how they romanticized the skinniness of TB in 1890-1930, and then you watch the oscar’s last night and see all those malnourished gals and think wowww does history repeat itself

i <3 you john green, you ate when I was 13 and you eat when I am 24

#modernslag #moderndayslang #johngreenrocks #faultinourstars

poirot be like “ he tried several twisting and turning them with the practice hand, and finally uttering an ejaculation of satisfaction, voilà” not the ejaculation of satisfaction when u unlock a drawer